Mackey Mac
organiceyelash.bsky.social
Mackey Mac
@organiceyelash.bsky.social
Latin roots lesbian branches
shoutout gristedes for the best 1$ coffee ive ever had
October 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
the best ever is when the unpasteurized runny goat cheese is so funky when i eat it i lose consciousness and when i wake up my mouth tastes like blood. genuinely top 10 experiences
August 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i ate a snack on the subway and now my hands are greasy and i want to pet the persons dog next to me just so it licks the grease off and i can be free
June 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
never put ur hydroflask in ur trader joes bag. u will end up ripped to pieces on the subway platform with all of new york stepping on ur tomatoes
May 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i know im not the first to say it but ……..astoria is kind of lit…….
May 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The only way I can describe the smell of this subway station is the inside a clarinet that was played and then put away wet
March 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
every time i kiss a scorpio their lips are like, so strong. like buff bro
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
me af
yes i want a cosmo, yes cause i’m a faggot
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
im sorry. what? DJing is the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard of
February 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Imagine getting waterboarded by the budlight that post Malone shot at u out of a leaf blower
February 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Susy doesn’t wanna destabilize her chameleon. @queengoddesslilac.bsky.social
February 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
@musicaxmaquina.bsky.social arpeggios or americanos u gotta give up one
February 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hitting the cig but not inhaling is like drinking decaf
February 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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SEEKING: ART

I tempt you to submit

thetemptationsalon.com
February 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I hate bridges- but it’s not personal
February 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
pretend your mom can see through walls
February 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Pls refer to my gentials as a “shenis”
February 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
am I a lush?
February 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I would be so hot as a theythem….
February 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am the statue of literally
February 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I find myself so funny, I’m macrae
February 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
why we sleeping on Slovenia? And Hungary? Nvm gotta gate keep those. They got great wine tho
February 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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getting fat as fuck eating a baguette
February 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I like Radiohead, but for completely different reasons than everyone
February 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM