Literally dude

Ntm the fact that she just flat out LIED at the beginning of the argument too?? Like, fym I was risking breaking your gifts for your friends, I WAS CURLED UP IN MY CHAIR SLEEPING THE WHOLE CLASS.

Literally had two bags on either side of my chair and I very obviously wasn't purposely kicking bags because I had to swivel my legs OVER the bags just to get out of my seat
Like, girl. You don't want my feet touching your bags GET THEM OUT OF MY WAY

Have I ever told you about that one time a girl and I got into a small argument because she accused me of purposely kicking her and her friend's bags when both bags were trapping me in my cramped seat in math class
I'm pretty sure I told you about that honestly I've ranted about it before

yuh huh that was you saying bye to me and both of us having to walk home today

I don't care about your red pickup truck STOP PULLING UP THREE FEET AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M CROSSING THE STREET!!!

for context I am that friend

you are a loser, you get no ride home today