Original CanMan
@originalcanman.bsky.social
I'm a lvl 40, Veteran, outspoken supporter of consensual sex work, and a dude attempting whatever the opposite of toxic masculinity is called.
Aint it great?! Who had on their bingo card that not only were we the bad guys, but that Russia, Iran, and Venezuela are the good guys?! We will be to WWIII what the Nazis were to WWII.
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Aint it great?! Who had on their bingo card that not only were we the bad guys, but that Russia, Iran, and Venezuela are the good guys?! We will be to WWIII what the Nazis were to WWII.
...does not really surprise me that they just outright ignore the subject that makes them blush entirely.
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
...does not really surprise me that they just outright ignore the subject that makes them blush entirely.
I write every other month. They ignore me. Not once have they replied. I also wrote about veteran's issues at the same time in a separate letter once, and they ignored what I wrote in that too and just said, "look at all these things i have done for veterans" which were part of the problem. So it...
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I write every other month. They ignore me. Not once have they replied. I also wrote about veteran's issues at the same time in a separate letter once, and they ignored what I wrote in that too and just said, "look at all these things i have done for veterans" which were part of the problem. So it...
Well, when you set up your mail-order bakery, I'll get my oatmeal salad cookies from you then, lmao
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Well, when you set up your mail-order bakery, I'll get my oatmeal salad cookies from you then, lmao
Okay I like almost everything you post, but this one actually made me stop playing my game and kick my feet while laughing.
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Okay I like almost everything you post, but this one actually made me stop playing my game and kick my feet while laughing.
Ive been told by several people i should sell pic of my nasty, hairy, hobbit feet to gay men on onlyfans. Not tried yet, but it is amusing to think about.
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ive been told by several people i should sell pic of my nasty, hairy, hobbit feet to gay men on onlyfans. Not tried yet, but it is amusing to think about.
You forgot them?! Serves ya right for not sending any my way, lmao.
Jokes aside, I'm sorry that happened. Hopefully the client was a "its the thought that counts" kind of person.
Also, what is it with you and people who like raisins in limited contexts?
Jokes aside, I'm sorry that happened. Hopefully the client was a "its the thought that counts" kind of person.
Also, what is it with you and people who like raisins in limited contexts?
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You forgot them?! Serves ya right for not sending any my way, lmao.
Jokes aside, I'm sorry that happened. Hopefully the client was a "its the thought that counts" kind of person.
Also, what is it with you and people who like raisins in limited contexts?
Jokes aside, I'm sorry that happened. Hopefully the client was a "its the thought that counts" kind of person.
Also, what is it with you and people who like raisins in limited contexts?
Nope. You gotta remember, the first 22yrs of my life i only listened to christian and country. My mom was nearly ready to call the pastor to cast out a demon when i showed her my interest in christian screamer metal. Actually, she did call the pastor, but that's a different story.
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nope. You gotta remember, the first 22yrs of my life i only listened to christian and country. My mom was nearly ready to call the pastor to cast out a demon when i showed her my interest in christian screamer metal. Actually, she did call the pastor, but that's a different story.
There are several off brand ones, some more expensive other less, but they are trash. The Sony branded one was the only one i liked. And I hate sony for that, but great is great.
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There are several off brand ones, some more expensive other less, but they are trash. The Sony branded one was the only one i liked. And I hate sony for that, but great is great.
Is that oatmeal salad cookies?!
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Is that oatmeal salad cookies?!
This is what I aspire to. The shoes I hope to fill when my income finally matches my wants. Or at least my savings account matches my wants, lol.
Have an amazing time with that client!
Have an amazing time with that client!
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is what I aspire to. The shoes I hope to fill when my income finally matches my wants. Or at least my savings account matches my wants, lol.
Have an amazing time with that client!
Have an amazing time with that client!
Ahhh, i see.
*nods head in a totally understanding if not slightly judging way*
Anyway, you fellers, gals, or non-binary types (whatever may or may not apply) have a blessed evening. Im going to stab some things in my video games for.......therapy purposes.....yeah, thats it, therapy.
*nods head in a totally understanding if not slightly judging way*
Anyway, you fellers, gals, or non-binary types (whatever may or may not apply) have a blessed evening. Im going to stab some things in my video games for.......therapy purposes.....yeah, thats it, therapy.
December 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ahhh, i see.
*nods head in a totally understanding if not slightly judging way*
Anyway, you fellers, gals, or non-binary types (whatever may or may not apply) have a blessed evening. Im going to stab some things in my video games for.......therapy purposes.....yeah, thats it, therapy.
*nods head in a totally understanding if not slightly judging way*
Anyway, you fellers, gals, or non-binary types (whatever may or may not apply) have a blessed evening. Im going to stab some things in my video games for.......therapy purposes.....yeah, thats it, therapy.
Indeed and being from the most backwards of the south, Alabama (we dont even acknowledge Mississippi), its actually "wat kinna coke ya wont?" 😂
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Indeed and being from the most backwards of the south, Alabama (we dont even acknowledge Mississippi), its actually "wat kinna coke ya wont?" 😂
Anyone know if it is possible to turn this into a gif? I need this as a gif in my life and on my phone forever!
December 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Anyone know if it is possible to turn this into a gif? I need this as a gif in my life and on my phone forever!
Down boy! Down!
I'm the weird guy who calls them flat-tips and cross-tips rather than a Phillips head and more nonsensical shit like that and even I think you need to take a chill pill, lmao.
I'm the weird guy who calls them flat-tips and cross-tips rather than a Phillips head and more nonsensical shit like that and even I think you need to take a chill pill, lmao.
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Down boy! Down!
I'm the weird guy who calls them flat-tips and cross-tips rather than a Phillips head and more nonsensical shit like that and even I think you need to take a chill pill, lmao.
I'm the weird guy who calls them flat-tips and cross-tips rather than a Phillips head and more nonsensical shit like that and even I think you need to take a chill pill, lmao.
I'd say me too, but I've never heard of him or the band.
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'd say me too, but I've never heard of him or the band.
Zoo to end all zoos is my prediction. Im headed there too, just on the other side of the country.
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Zoo to end all zoos is my prediction. Im headed there too, just on the other side of the country.
Really wish I'd spent less on christmas now, lmao.
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Really wish I'd spent less on christmas now, lmao.
... Trigger keys on the bottom that are fully mappable to anything you want. Actually every button on the controller can be remapped to something else. Just depends on your play style. I think the controller was $200 when I got it when it was brand new. Best accessory I've ever purchased.
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
... Trigger keys on the bottom that are fully mappable to anything you want. Actually every button on the controller can be remapped to something else. Just depends on your play style. I think the controller was $200 when I got it when it was brand new. Best accessory I've ever purchased.
I know it's crazy expensive, but if you get the PS5 pro controller, put on your wish list or something, the joysticks on it are so much better quality. They last forever. It also comes with replacements because they pop off rather than having to buy a new controller. It also has two extra...
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I know it's crazy expensive, but if you get the PS5 pro controller, put on your wish list or something, the joysticks on it are so much better quality. They last forever. It also comes with replacements because they pop off rather than having to buy a new controller. It also has two extra...
Oh you should. It is beyond funny.
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh you should. It is beyond funny.