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Jonathan
@originaljnathan.bsky.social
Reformed Bartender, Canine Keeper, Sometime Traveler. Formerly Seattle, now enjoying the other side of the wall. Come visit. Huskies/Sounders
When things go wrong for the Rams, I think Sean McVay looks like Kash Patel. 👀
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Trent Williams talking a lot of shit tonight for a guy whose team is losing by 86 points. #SEAvsSF
January 18, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Seahawks too cute by half costing themselves 7 points. Terrible play call and an idiotic sack from Darnold. Run. The. Ball.
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Did the Seahawks think they were playing Boise State today?
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Browns are the Browns for a reason, I guess. Yikes!
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Up 2 goals. Up a man. And this is the outcome?
“Seattle gonna Seattle” is undefeated.
#Sounders
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Clayton Kershaw out there looking like Alfie Solomons. #WorldSeries #Dodgers
a man with a beard is wearing a top hat
Alt: Clayton Kershaw out there looking like Alfie Solomons.
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October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This ump is waking me wistful for Angel Hernandez’s strike zone.
October 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Jim Edmonds special there.
October 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s only the second inning and I’m already looking forward to Umpire Scorecard. Yikes.
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hey, the guy who was somehow not sent off scores the equalizer. Shocker! #Sounders #SEAvVAN
September 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
El Oh Fucking El
#Sounders
September 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Maybe we can fight them this time? 🤣
September 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Tonight’s ref is on one. #SEAvLA #Sounders
September 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Suárez being a complete piece of shit? Quelle surprise! #SEAvMIA #LeaguesCup
September 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Missed that goal live. Thanks AppleTV. Great work. #SEAvMIA #LeaguesCup
September 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Inter Miami getting all the questionable calls? Why, I never! #leaguescup
August 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
In a very noisy Toyota service waiting room. Thankful for headphones and the Morning Show w/ @djjohnrichards.bsky.social on KEXP.
July 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Seattle invented being the first team eliminated in the Club World Cup.
June 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
De Paul looks like he spent 2 weeks at Burning Man and came straight to the stadium afterward. #SEAATM #CWC
June 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Miami channeling their 1990’s New York Knicks so far. #CWC
June 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Is it really an away match if there are no home fans? #DALvSEA
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Did the Apple color guy just refer to Danny Musovski as a “marksman”?!?!? #Sounders #SJvSEA
March 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The refereeing in this game is something else. And by something else, I mean straight out of Tucson. #Duke #Arizona
March 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM