Brian C. Stanford
@orionsbyte.bsky.social
I don’t make a bunch of posts, I’m just here to scroll.
Remind me to pull this post up in 2027 so we can look back at how hopeful we were.
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Remind me to pull this post up in 2027 so we can look back at how hopeful we were.
That’s a great game!
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
That’s a great game!
Feels a little long. How is yours?
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Feels a little long. How is yours?
OMG I nearly spit out my water
December 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
OMG I nearly spit out my water
Is that perhaps the total across all of their installations? Like I know my local McDonalds hasn’t served “billions and billions” but…
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Is that perhaps the total across all of their installations? Like I know my local McDonalds hasn’t served “billions and billions” but…
Not a nativity, but I saw these on a bike ride the other day. Be inspired.
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Not a nativity, but I saw these on a bike ride the other day. Be inspired.
Do you think he believes it? Like, in the typical boomer “I saw it online therefore it must be true” sense?
I can almost hear the press conference now: “Well many people - smart people - are saying it’s like he’s already surrendered, so it is a surrender. TOTAL surrender. Very powerful.”
I can almost hear the press conference now: “Well many people - smart people - are saying it’s like he’s already surrendered, so it is a surrender. TOTAL surrender. Very powerful.”
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Do you think he believes it? Like, in the typical boomer “I saw it online therefore it must be true” sense?
I can almost hear the press conference now: “Well many people - smart people - are saying it’s like he’s already surrendered, so it is a surrender. TOTAL surrender. Very powerful.”
I can almost hear the press conference now: “Well many people - smart people - are saying it’s like he’s already surrendered, so it is a surrender. TOTAL surrender. Very powerful.”
Inexplicable Dearth of Knowledge
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Inexplicable Dearth of Knowledge
The clouds are NOT ideally placed for observation.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The clouds are NOT ideally placed for observation.
Well obviously, once we’ve deported all the scary brown people there won’t BE any gunshot wounds because that’s where ALL the crime comes from. See you have to look at all their insane policies holistically.
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Well obviously, once we’ve deported all the scary brown people there won’t BE any gunshot wounds because that’s where ALL the crime comes from. See you have to look at all their insane policies holistically.
I enjoyed the first couple of episodes. I’m interested to see where they go with the premise.
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I enjoyed the first couple of episodes. I’m interested to see where they go with the premise.
My most charitable interpretation is that he thinks you have to show your ID to use a credit card, which hasn’t really been true for most purchases for, what, at least 25 years? I remember having to compare signatures when I worked retail in my 20s, but we don’t even do that anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My most charitable interpretation is that he thinks you have to show your ID to use a credit card, which hasn’t really been true for most purchases for, what, at least 25 years? I remember having to compare signatures when I worked retail in my 20s, but we don’t even do that anymore.
That’s funny, the last thing I did before seeing this post was send a link to my wife for the local food bank and suggesting we see what we can do.
Be the change (or status quo) you want to see, and all that.
Be the change (or status quo) you want to see, and all that.
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
That’s funny, the last thing I did before seeing this post was send a link to my wife for the local food bank and suggesting we see what we can do.
Be the change (or status quo) you want to see, and all that.
Be the change (or status quo) you want to see, and all that.
I can think of almost 200 people that will vote “no”.
October 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I can think of almost 200 people that will vote “no”.
Haha I do that sometimes. Close my eyes, tilt my head back, type. Somehow I even know when I’ve made a typo, which makes me think certain typos are just muscle memory.
October 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Haha I do that sometimes. Close my eyes, tilt my head back, type. Somehow I even know when I’ve made a typo, which makes me think certain typos are just muscle memory.
You said you doubt @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social was appalled, and I was just saying that anyone that actually read the article SHOULD be appalled. The only other reaction is to give up and say that this is just how things are now. I wasn’t necessarily implying that’s what you’re doing.
October 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You said you doubt @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social was appalled, and I was just saying that anyone that actually read the article SHOULD be appalled. The only other reaction is to give up and say that this is just how things are now. I wasn’t necessarily implying that’s what you’re doing.
Did you read the story? I was appalled too. We can’t let ourselves get numb or just accept that this is the “new normal”; no human being deserves to be treated like this.
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Did you read the story? I was appalled too. We can’t let ourselves get numb or just accept that this is the “new normal”; no human being deserves to be treated like this.
Okay I don’t think I caught the banana reference. I need coffee.
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Okay I don’t think I caught the banana reference. I need coffee.