Orlando Segarra
@orlandoland.bsky.social
Writer - Director - Producer - Actor- Composer - Film Nerd - Horror Aficionado - Podcaster
Find my work on:
Just Press Playhouse
Timestorm
Time Trip!
Gratuitous Sex and Violence
Find my work on:
Just Press Playhouse
Timestorm
Time Trip!
Gratuitous Sex and Violence
I’m starting to think Trump has never even seen The Princess Bride.
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m starting to think Trump has never even seen The Princess Bride.
I lived in Amarillo for 17 years. During that time, I had guns pulled on me twice, my car was broken into twice, my house was robbed once, and my cat was run over on purpose.
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I lived in Amarillo for 17 years. During that time, I had guns pulled on me twice, my car was broken into twice, my house was robbed once, and my cat was run over on purpose.
I’m sure this joke has been made many times before but it turns out Jillian Michaels was the Biggest Loser after all…
August 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m sure this joke has been made many times before but it turns out Jillian Michaels was the Biggest Loser after all…
NYC will upcharge you for an apartment with a balcony and it’s literally just big enough for you to stick one whole foot in.
July 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
NYC will upcharge you for an apartment with a balcony and it’s literally just big enough for you to stick one whole foot in.
The thing to remember this Independence Day, is that freedom is not given to us. You have to fight for it. Every day. Liberty is a work in progress, and we still have a lot of work to do.
July 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The thing to remember this Independence Day, is that freedom is not given to us. You have to fight for it. Every day. Liberty is a work in progress, and we still have a lot of work to do.
Calling it Alligator Alcatraz implies that it’s a prison FOR Alligators.
July 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Calling it Alligator Alcatraz implies that it’s a prison FOR Alligators.
It doesn’t matter if a protest is peaceful or violent, what matters is the cause advocated through dissent.
June 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It doesn’t matter if a protest is peaceful or violent, what matters is the cause advocated through dissent.
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Spent some quality time at #TrekLongIsland with Garak and Jadzia Dax, as well as my Bajoran Federation Officer roommate @orlandoland.bsky.social
June 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Spent some quality time at #TrekLongIsland with Garak and Jadzia Dax, as well as my Bajoran Federation Officer roommate @orlandoland.bsky.social
“You are perfect exactly the way God made you…”
…except for THAT way God made you.
…except for THAT way God made you.
March 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“You are perfect exactly the way God made you…”
…except for THAT way God made you.
…except for THAT way God made you.
Theodore Roosevelt once famously described his approach to foreign policy as “speak softly and carry a big stick.”
Donald Trump’s approach is slightly different: “Speak loudly and carry a plastic straw.”
Donald Trump’s approach is slightly different: “Speak loudly and carry a plastic straw.”
February 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Theodore Roosevelt once famously described his approach to foreign policy as “speak softly and carry a big stick.”
Donald Trump’s approach is slightly different: “Speak loudly and carry a plastic straw.”
Donald Trump’s approach is slightly different: “Speak loudly and carry a plastic straw.”
Welp. Guess it’s time to start learning Russian…
February 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Welp. Guess it’s time to start learning Russian…
I truly believe the greatest divide in this country isn’t between left or right, conservative or liberal, rich or poor; but between those who value and practice empathy, and those who don’t.
February 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I truly believe the greatest divide in this country isn’t between left or right, conservative or liberal, rich or poor; but between those who value and practice empathy, and those who don’t.
Since when did “being an asshole” become such a badge of honor, I don’t get it.
February 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Since when did “being an asshole” become such a badge of honor, I don’t get it.
There is no anti-Christian bias in this country. Christianity is the dominant world religion (2.4 Billion) , and the United States is the country with the highest number of practicing Christians (253 Million). Most of our major traditions, customs, norms and mores, are Christian.
February 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There is no anti-Christian bias in this country. Christianity is the dominant world religion (2.4 Billion) , and the United States is the country with the highest number of practicing Christians (253 Million). Most of our major traditions, customs, norms and mores, are Christian.
A comic in two panels…
February 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A comic in two panels…
How is it February already?? Anyways, here’s my January film scorecard:
February 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
How is it February already?? Anyways, here’s my January film scorecard:
Watching the Trump Press Conference is a reminder of how much the media fought to get him re-elected. They LOVE that adversarial dynamic. They craved it. You can tell by the tone of their questions. They’re practically begging Trump to insult them. “Pick me! Call me stupid next!”
January 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Watching the Trump Press Conference is a reminder of how much the media fought to get him re-elected. They LOVE that adversarial dynamic. They craved it. You can tell by the tone of their questions. They’re practically begging Trump to insult them. “Pick me! Call me stupid next!”
Reposted by Orlando Segarra
If she can do it, we can all do it.
January 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If she can do it, we can all do it.
I guess it shouldn’t surprise me when an Episcopalian Bishop is criticized for soliciting compassion… empathy is seen as a negative quality these days, even among Christians.
January 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I guess it shouldn’t surprise me when an Episcopalian Bishop is criticized for soliciting compassion… empathy is seen as a negative quality these days, even among Christians.
Reposted by Orlando Segarra
Billionaires gathered ‘round the empty man
And the empty man pledged empty promises
He swore on stacks of grievances
He turned on spigots
And faucets
And fountains which feed the swamp
And the billionaires opened up their empty mouths
And sucked from the teat of America
And the empty man pledged empty promises
He swore on stacks of grievances
He turned on spigots
And faucets
And fountains which feed the swamp
And the billionaires opened up their empty mouths
And sucked from the teat of America
January 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Billionaires gathered ‘round the empty man
And the empty man pledged empty promises
He swore on stacks of grievances
He turned on spigots
And faucets
And fountains which feed the swamp
And the billionaires opened up their empty mouths
And sucked from the teat of America
And the empty man pledged empty promises
He swore on stacks of grievances
He turned on spigots
And faucets
And fountains which feed the swamp
And the billionaires opened up their empty mouths
And sucked from the teat of America
Music is my weapon…
January 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Music is my weapon…
Gather ‘round the evergreen
Warm hearts melt winter snow
May joy light up your Christmas tree
And love keep it aglow
—O
Warm hearts melt winter snow
May joy light up your Christmas tree
And love keep it aglow
—O
December 25, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Gather ‘round the evergreen
Warm hearts melt winter snow
May joy light up your Christmas tree
And love keep it aglow
—O
Warm hearts melt winter snow
May joy light up your Christmas tree
And love keep it aglow
—O