But are these organically sourced testicles? I don't want Monsanto franken-testes!

You can't break reality without stretching or a proper warmup first!

Hope everything is sorted out, and I am glad you are ok!

Kinda? Like, it's referring to that specific tortoise. I do wish I had access to a good Spanish etymological resource to drill down where and when the word came from. As it stands, the Academia only tells me it's "pre-Roman"

That's the true power of Krypton: the ability to get drunk off a few lite beers!

Aquinas would make a great servitor!

It only exists in Simpsons form! 😄

You look particularly flurffy today!

🎵¿Cuánto me cuesta sobrevivir?
¿Cuánto sonreír?
Sin poder quitarme el antifaz
Que me disfraza de normaaal!🎵

That explains my confusion. I have only visited Russian and Serbian Orthodox churches.

Hold up... since when did Orthodox churches have pews?!