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Ormand
@ormand.bsky.social
Trombone owner-operator and "Daddy" to 2 lovely cats.
I hate violence! I would kill to prevent violence! 😀
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
People often tell me I look like Santa. I just tell them I'm only a subordinate Claus.
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When someone says that to me in an Arnold accent, my reply is "Fine. I'll be Haydn."
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Norman Rockwell painted your window? 😀
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Heavy drinker, eh? She drinks a lot, too, I see.
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You could just keep the old one and try to spruce it up every year. 😀
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I didn't even know it was possible to drive an airport.
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thanks
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I once tripped over a stack of 78 rpm records - cracked every one of them, but it didn't affect me, tick, fect me, tick, fect me, tick, fect me . . .
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Of course the rest of us Canadians are penniless.😀
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Blitzed!
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh, deer!
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Yesterday was Pearl Harbor Day. I got bombed.
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I've always wondered about chicken fingers. Everyone knows chickens don't have fingers.
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What's the difference between a politician and a carp?

One is a large mouthed bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
For fifty years I've been making the same New Year's resolution, and I've never broken it. "No resolutions this year."
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
More like the janitor being made CEO, methinks.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hmm. Would making bad coffee be grounds for divorce?
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Here in farm country it stands for artificial insemination.
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I think it was the American voters.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Speak again, Oh toothless one!
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"And all my wealth won't buy me health, so I smoke a pint of tea a day."
-Paul Simon
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sorry, buddy. The Great Pumpkin just ain't what he used to be.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I love my Conn trombone. Does that make me a Conn artist?
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM