Ormand
@ormand.bsky.social
Trombone owner-operator and "Daddy" to 2 lovely cats.
I hate violence! I would kill to prevent violence! 😀
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I hate violence! I would kill to prevent violence! 😀
People often tell me I look like Santa. I just tell them I'm only a subordinate Claus.
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
People often tell me I look like Santa. I just tell them I'm only a subordinate Claus.
When someone says that to me in an Arnold accent, my reply is "Fine. I'll be Haydn."
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When someone says that to me in an Arnold accent, my reply is "Fine. I'll be Haydn."
Norman Rockwell painted your window? 😀
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Norman Rockwell painted your window? 😀
Heavy drinker, eh? She drinks a lot, too, I see.
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Heavy drinker, eh? She drinks a lot, too, I see.
You could just keep the old one and try to spruce it up every year. 😀
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You could just keep the old one and try to spruce it up every year. 😀
I didn't even know it was possible to drive an airport.
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I didn't even know it was possible to drive an airport.
I once tripped over a stack of 78 rpm records - cracked every one of them, but it didn't affect me, tick, fect me, tick, fect me, tick, fect me . . .
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I once tripped over a stack of 78 rpm records - cracked every one of them, but it didn't affect me, tick, fect me, tick, fect me, tick, fect me . . .
Of course the rest of us Canadians are penniless.😀
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Of course the rest of us Canadians are penniless.😀
Yesterday was Pearl Harbor Day. I got bombed.
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Yesterday was Pearl Harbor Day. I got bombed.
I've always wondered about chicken fingers. Everyone knows chickens don't have fingers.
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I've always wondered about chicken fingers. Everyone knows chickens don't have fingers.
What's the difference between a politician and a carp?
One is a large mouthed bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
One is a large mouthed bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What's the difference between a politician and a carp?
One is a large mouthed bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
One is a large mouthed bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
For fifty years I've been making the same New Year's resolution, and I've never broken it. "No resolutions this year."
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
For fifty years I've been making the same New Year's resolution, and I've never broken it. "No resolutions this year."
More like the janitor being made CEO, methinks.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
More like the janitor being made CEO, methinks.
Hmm. Would making bad coffee be grounds for divorce?
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hmm. Would making bad coffee be grounds for divorce?
Here in farm country it stands for artificial insemination.
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Here in farm country it stands for artificial insemination.
I think it was the American voters.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think it was the American voters.
Speak again, Oh toothless one!
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Speak again, Oh toothless one!
"And all my wealth won't buy me health, so I smoke a pint of tea a day."
-Paul Simon
-Paul Simon
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"And all my wealth won't buy me health, so I smoke a pint of tea a day."
-Paul Simon
-Paul Simon
Sorry, buddy. The Great Pumpkin just ain't what he used to be.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Sorry, buddy. The Great Pumpkin just ain't what he used to be.
I love my Conn trombone. Does that make me a Conn artist?
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I love my Conn trombone. Does that make me a Conn artist?