John D. Platypus
@ornitorrinco.bsky.social
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits
I remember watching this one. I thought "huh, never would have guessed it. Hope her life turns out great."
Glad to see it is.
Glad to see it is.
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I remember watching this one. I thought "huh, never would have guessed it. Hope her life turns out great."
Glad to see it is.
Glad to see it is.
Because it's too big to be true. Not literally, as it is, but it's so big people can't deal with it being true.
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Because it's too big to be true. Not literally, as it is, but it's so big people can't deal with it being true.
The US is getting full on back into the Concentration Camps business. Huh. Took a while to stop pretending being a democracy, eh?
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The US is getting full on back into the Concentration Camps business. Huh. Took a while to stop pretending being a democracy, eh?
Já tava sabendo até demais de uma ferramenta da qual eu quero distância haha
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Já tava sabendo até demais de uma ferramenta da qual eu quero distância haha
se for Moltbot, é notícia antiga já rs
January 30, 2026 at 5:18 PM
se for Moltbot, é notícia antiga já rs
Tickling machine
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Tickling machine
The armor probably recicles their piss, so they probably do it on themselves
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 PM
The armor probably recicles their piss, so they probably do it on themselves
Why do you hate wordusing?
January 26, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Why do you hate wordusing?
Well, things like that did happen, but not in white spaces.
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Well, things like that did happen, but not in white spaces.
I have the most understandable boner right now
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I have the most understandable boner right now
Maxima, Medusa, this one
How many instances are needed to qualify as a trope?
How many instances are needed to qualify as a trope?
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Maxima, Medusa, this one
How many instances are needed to qualify as a trope?
How many instances are needed to qualify as a trope?
Se for implementar esse padrão, só sobra pastafarianismo.
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Se for implementar esse padrão, só sobra pastafarianismo.
Or he could always help dox ice agents.
January 18, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Or he could always help dox ice agents.
Agreed. They better not hurt our girl.
January 18, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Agreed. They better not hurt our girl.
Em Porto Alegre, não aprenderam nada
January 18, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Em Porto Alegre, não aprenderam nada
He'd be bragging about that. But people would still be cheering him on.
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
He'd be bragging about that. But people would still be cheering him on.
Actually, one is a piece of shit, and the other is Bluey.
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Actually, one is a piece of shit, and the other is Bluey.
Um ato conhecido no meio jurídico como "Sergiomorismo"
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Um ato conhecido no meio jurídico como "Sergiomorismo"
They are the drugs you REALLY say no to.
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
They are the drugs you REALLY say no to.
"Come play with ussss
forever"
forever"
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
"Come play with ussss
forever"
forever"