@orphanendorphin.bsky.social
Lmao. Who can say what the more important thing to happen on this date was?
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Lmao. Who can say what the more important thing to happen on this date was?
like, if you're going to be a hollow-eyed engagement farm, at least get your metrics correct
January 19, 2026 at 10:48 PM
like, if you're going to be a hollow-eyed engagement farm, at least get your metrics correct
A) We're all very sorry we didn't like your post enough and made you sad.
B) Your next 5 posts on twitter averaged 10 shares, 44 likes. This seems more like your median reach on twitter. All you're actually measuring is "Did a bigger account retweet me?"
B) Your next 5 posts on twitter averaged 10 shares, 44 likes. This seems more like your median reach on twitter. All you're actually measuring is "Did a bigger account retweet me?"
January 19, 2026 at 10:28 PM
A) We're all very sorry we didn't like your post enough and made you sad.
B) Your next 5 posts on twitter averaged 10 shares, 44 likes. This seems more like your median reach on twitter. All you're actually measuring is "Did a bigger account retweet me?"
B) Your next 5 posts on twitter averaged 10 shares, 44 likes. This seems more like your median reach on twitter. All you're actually measuring is "Did a bigger account retweet me?"
2:12 am... going back for more olive.
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
2:12 am... going back for more olive.
It's good to know that when actual people weigh in on things, they hate all these monsters.
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
It's good to know that when actual people weigh in on things, they hate all these monsters.
What if you saw an RX-8 with the most insane body kit you could imagine.
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 AM
What if you saw an RX-8 with the most insane body kit you could imagine.
At a similar age, I would say this all the time when we had corn. I'm not sure I even knew what dope was.
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
At a similar age, I would say this all the time when we had corn. I'm not sure I even knew what dope was.
Beer in the pizza hut cup is a real grace note. Beautful thread.
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Beer in the pizza hut cup is a real grace note. Beautful thread.
Tbf I hadn't considered the comparatively higher work load cats have over there.
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Tbf I hadn't considered the comparatively higher work load cats have over there.
Japan you have given the world many nice things but I don't think Gatorade For Cats is a winner.
January 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Japan you have given the world many nice things but I don't think Gatorade For Cats is a winner.
Looking directly at someone and not seeing even a hint of ear is a little disconcerting.
January 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Looking directly at someone and not seeing even a hint of ear is a little disconcerting.
This book inspired some incredible cover art as well. I love ciggy Buddha so much.
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
This book inspired some incredible cover art as well. I love ciggy Buddha so much.
Traditional win conditions should be replaced with randomly drawn secret win conditions.
-get 24 lands in play
-a creature you own deals combat damage to you
-achieve a 4 person counterspell chain
-make your opponent say 'goblin what?'
-etc
-get 24 lands in play
-a creature you own deals combat damage to you
-achieve a 4 person counterspell chain
-make your opponent say 'goblin what?'
-etc
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Traditional win conditions should be replaced with randomly drawn secret win conditions.
-get 24 lands in play
-a creature you own deals combat damage to you
-achieve a 4 person counterspell chain
-make your opponent say 'goblin what?'
-etc
-get 24 lands in play
-a creature you own deals combat damage to you
-achieve a 4 person counterspell chain
-make your opponent say 'goblin what?'
-etc
60 million Canadian eggs incubating in the hatcheries by May.
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
60 million Canadian eggs incubating in the hatcheries by May.
Pretty good rundown. It's really unlikely a serial killer, water's just a good place to dump bodies. They pull about the same per capita from the Hudson and east river.
New data shows most comprehensive look at bodies found in Houston bayous in 2025
The list shows that most of those pulled from Harris County bayous this year were men in their 30s, 40s and 50s.
www.khou.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Pretty good rundown. It's really unlikely a serial killer, water's just a good place to dump bodies. They pull about the same per capita from the Hudson and east river.
A middle class garage
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
A middle class garage
If anyone knew how to get around it I would assume this is the guy, but ~27% is the legal maximum in Texas. And that's including all the carve outs for used cars.
December 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If anyone knew how to get around it I would assume this is the guy, but ~27% is the legal maximum in Texas. And that's including all the carve outs for used cars.
He has to be tweaking the numbers for rage bait. That's about 50% APY.
At least I hope.
At least I hope.
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
He has to be tweaking the numbers for rage bait. That's about 50% APY.
At least I hope.
At least I hope.
If you're able-bodied enough to drag a screaming child out of a daycare and throw them into a van, you can install hvac.
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If you're able-bodied enough to drag a screaming child out of a daycare and throw them into a van, you can install hvac.
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
We can only insure
The old, not the young
I hope you have fun
We can only insure
The old, not the young
December 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
We can only insure
The old, not the young
I hope you have fun
We can only insure
The old, not the young