OrphanPixels.bsky.social
@orphanpixels.bsky.social
Theatre tech, tinkerer.
So begins a 2 week panto-esque run. Comedy all the way till Christmas.
We also have A Christmas Carol.
#Theatre #Theatresky
We also have A Christmas Carol.
#Theatre #Theatresky
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So begins a 2 week panto-esque run. Comedy all the way till Christmas.
We also have A Christmas Carol.
#Theatre #Theatresky
We also have A Christmas Carol.
#Theatre #Theatresky
The amount of generative AI on their site. I would not be signing up for a course from this lot.
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The amount of generative AI on their site. I would not be signing up for a course from this lot.
Perfectly normal person.
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Perfectly normal person.
Christmas Quiz at the theatre. I have no team, I sit in the box and get quietly drunk.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Christmas Quiz at the theatre. I have no team, I sit in the box and get quietly drunk.
"The table doesn't fold down."
No. The table folds down exactly as it should. You've exceeded its maximum stupidity rating.
I hate when people don't ask for help.
No. The table folds down exactly as it should. You've exceeded its maximum stupidity rating.
I hate when people don't ask for help.
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"The table doesn't fold down."
No. The table folds down exactly as it should. You've exceeded its maximum stupidity rating.
I hate when people don't ask for help.
No. The table folds down exactly as it should. You've exceeded its maximum stupidity rating.
I hate when people don't ask for help.
Enormous fun this arvo with SEND students teaching them about theatre tech (Apologies for lack of loud sound warning) and doing a mock version of their Panto.
Now, PowerPoint and suits.
#Theatre #Theatresky
Now, PowerPoint and suits.
#Theatre #Theatresky
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Enormous fun this arvo with SEND students teaching them about theatre tech (Apologies for lack of loud sound warning) and doing a mock version of their Panto.
Now, PowerPoint and suits.
#Theatre #Theatresky
Now, PowerPoint and suits.
#Theatre #Theatresky
Been asked to light The Full Monty.
Folk are like "It's a busy show."
....
Folk are like "It's a busy show."
....
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Been asked to light The Full Monty.
Folk are like "It's a busy show."
....
Folk are like "It's a busy show."
....
Rinamaskink (2025)
Poorly accessible prequel.
Poorly accessible prequel.
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Rinamaskink (2025)
Poorly accessible prequel.
Poorly accessible prequel.
Community one act plays are the absolute best. I'll be done before 9pm every night bar Saturday.
Coincidentally, tomorrow is the 80th anniversary of the film version of Still Life; Brief Encounter, was based came out.
#Theatre #Theatresky
Coincidentally, tomorrow is the 80th anniversary of the film version of Still Life; Brief Encounter, was based came out.
#Theatre #Theatresky
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Community one act plays are the absolute best. I'll be done before 9pm every night bar Saturday.
Coincidentally, tomorrow is the 80th anniversary of the film version of Still Life; Brief Encounter, was based came out.
#Theatre #Theatresky
Coincidentally, tomorrow is the 80th anniversary of the film version of Still Life; Brief Encounter, was based came out.
#Theatre #Theatresky
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
I was going to ask if you'd done a yak track but...
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I was going to ask if you'd done a yak track but...
This is why I love Lamphouse Theatre.
The kids are in the back garden playing with cardboard boxes!
#Theatre #Theatresky
The kids are in the back garden playing with cardboard boxes!
#Theatre #Theatresky
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This is why I love Lamphouse Theatre.
The kids are in the back garden playing with cardboard boxes!
#Theatre #Theatresky
The kids are in the back garden playing with cardboard boxes!
#Theatre #Theatresky
I hate when people put the tower away incorrectly.
There might be a "correct" way, but I use it every day so everyone else is wrong.
#Theatre #Theatresky
There might be a "correct" way, but I use it every day so everyone else is wrong.
#Theatre #Theatresky
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I hate when people put the tower away incorrectly.
There might be a "correct" way, but I use it every day so everyone else is wrong.
#Theatre #Theatresky
There might be a "correct" way, but I use it every day so everyone else is wrong.
#Theatre #Theatresky
Can't ship. Bezos knows I have an essay on human subjugation and the abject stupidity of his fucking LLM cooking.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Can't ship. Bezos knows I have an essay on human subjugation and the abject stupidity of his fucking LLM cooking.
And he's a cunt.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
And he's a cunt.
We are in the Demolition Man future now. There's a Taco Bell in Bedford.
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We are in the Demolition Man future now. There's a Taco Bell in Bedford.
Going to have to do a full rig check Monday. These frequencies do not mess about.
Frankenstein's creature would have to check his bolts after this.
Frankenstein's creature would have to check his bolts after this.
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Going to have to do a full rig check Monday. These frequencies do not mess about.
Frankenstein's creature would have to check his bolts after this.
Frankenstein's creature would have to check his bolts after this.
Everyone has covid. I'm only free of it because I exude an aura of suppressed anger that keeps most folk away. It will only last so long.
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Everyone has covid. I'm only free of it because I exude an aura of suppressed anger that keeps most folk away. It will only last so long.
Thug life.
Not even Happy Shopper but the good ones
Not even Happy Shopper but the good ones
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Thug life.
Not even Happy Shopper but the good ones
Not even Happy Shopper but the good ones
The Lady in the Van is done and struck.
Weird energy for a last show. One audience member cackling at the mildest of Bennett's mild observations.
Final act upon leaving the building was resetting the dishwasher. This evening's choke point.
I'm head of Tech.
#Theatresky #Theatre
Weird energy for a last show. One audience member cackling at the mildest of Bennett's mild observations.
Final act upon leaving the building was resetting the dishwasher. This evening's choke point.
I'm head of Tech.
#Theatresky #Theatre
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The Lady in the Van is done and struck.
Weird energy for a last show. One audience member cackling at the mildest of Bennett's mild observations.
Final act upon leaving the building was resetting the dishwasher. This evening's choke point.
I'm head of Tech.
#Theatresky #Theatre
Weird energy for a last show. One audience member cackling at the mildest of Bennett's mild observations.
Final act upon leaving the building was resetting the dishwasher. This evening's choke point.
I'm head of Tech.
#Theatresky #Theatre
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak.
Let's see what we can do with these digital lemmings.
Let's see what we can do with these digital lemmings.
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak.
Let's see what we can do with these digital lemmings.
Let's see what we can do with these digital lemmings.
Or... And I know this is crazy talk. Left parties could pay attention and stop fielding status quo candidates.
October 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Or... And I know this is crazy talk. Left parties could pay attention and stop fielding status quo candidates.
Someone just went.
"yeah, that'll do. Post it"
But she's on backwards.
"Post it, or lose your job!"
"yeah, that'll do. Post it"
But she's on backwards.
"Post it, or lose your job!"
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Someone just went.
"yeah, that'll do. Post it"
But she's on backwards.
"Post it, or lose your job!"
"yeah, that'll do. Post it"
But she's on backwards.
"Post it, or lose your job!"