The evil 37 pencils
@orthobob.bsky.social
Austin-based curmudgeonly Englishman reinventing himself as last year's thing. Likes 16th century Flemish art, Marmite, and some other stuff.
What can't pork do?
British Porks got the lot 1984
YouTube video by advertarchive
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December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What can't pork do?
I'd go with Maximilian, Theodore or Northrop.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'd go with Maximilian, Theodore or Northrop.
"As I perused the cellophane-wrapped muffin that constituted the continental breakfast I considered the shifting tectonic plates beneath our great continent, etc etc..."
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"As I perused the cellophane-wrapped muffin that constituted the continental breakfast I considered the shifting tectonic plates beneath our great continent, etc etc..."
Have we not all suffered a Reg Coates Experience at some time in our lives?
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Have we not all suffered a Reg Coates Experience at some time in our lives?
"Next question?"
"Yeah, fatso, when are you going to stop being a misogynist c*nt?"
"At last, a proper manly man question..."
"Yeah, fatso, when are you going to stop being a misogynist c*nt?"
"At last, a proper manly man question..."
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"Next question?"
"Yeah, fatso, when are you going to stop being a misogynist c*nt?"
"At last, a proper manly man question..."
"Yeah, fatso, when are you going to stop being a misogynist c*nt?"
"At last, a proper manly man question..."
The new excuse for everything is going to be "I didn't know it would be put through AI. It was perfect when I submitted it."
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The new excuse for everything is going to be "I didn't know it would be put through AI. It was perfect when I submitted it."
Quote with your model of masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity.
Wait a darn minute, she's ripping off Woody Allen:
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wait a darn minute, she's ripping off Woody Allen:
Yes, she did about 40 soundtracks with Morricone. This is my favourite:
Ennio Morricone – Veruschka, Poesia Di Una Donna (1971) – Soundtrack (Expanded Edition) - YouTube
Ennio Morricone – Veruschka (1971) – Soundtrack (Expanded Edition) Veruschka - Poesia di una donna (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) A film by Franco Ruba...
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December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yes, she did about 40 soundtracks with Morricone. This is my favourite:
Edda Dell'Orso doing the la-la-la-la-ing...
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Edda Dell'Orso doing the la-la-la-la-ing...
Or an elderly president on elephant laxatives?
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Or an elderly president on elephant laxatives?
Or they stuck a vacuum cleaner up his trouser leg.
December 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Or they stuck a vacuum cleaner up his trouser leg.
He did have that look which suggests the neighbours will say "He was very quiet and kept himself to himself and no one suspected..." when he suddenly has to leave old Durham Town.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
He did have that look which suggests the neighbours will say "He was very quiet and kept himself to himself and no one suspected..." when he suddenly has to leave old Durham Town.
Russell Brand????
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Russell Brand????
10 years? It only seems like yesterday...
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
10 years? It only seems like yesterday...
I have a self-imposed $3 limit these days.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I have a self-imposed $3 limit these days.
Let's not forget the anagrams:
Damp Old Runt
Plod Manturd
Dad Tornplum
Mr Adult Pond
Use them wisely...
Damp Old Runt
Plod Manturd
Dad Tornplum
Mr Adult Pond
Use them wisely...
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Let's not forget the anagrams:
Damp Old Runt
Plod Manturd
Dad Tornplum
Mr Adult Pond
Use them wisely...
Damp Old Runt
Plod Manturd
Dad Tornplum
Mr Adult Pond
Use them wisely...
Oh you are awful...
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Oh you are awful...
I wonder if UK readers can feel the grim horror contained in these four words; "Rob Schneider’s production company."
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I wonder if UK readers can feel the grim horror contained in these four words; "Rob Schneider’s production company."
These guys probably have 30 white label promo copies between them...
I Visited 10 Amazing Record Collectors in California
YouTube video by Noble Records
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November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
These guys probably have 30 white label promo copies between them...
For 30 years I wondered what I had missed by going out to goth nightclubs instead of staying in on Saturday night. Then an episode appeared online and I stopped wondering. What I could endure was truly bottom-of-barrel stuff.
wondering.it
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
For 30 years I wondered what I had missed by going out to goth nightclubs instead of staying in on Saturday night. Then an episode appeared online and I stopped wondering. What I could endure was truly bottom-of-barrel stuff.