Orynx
@orynx.bsky.social
I'm a gentle oryx named Orynx. I love reading #LitigationDisasterTours
Take care of all critters or you'll get the horns.
They/Them
Take care of all critters or you'll get the horns.
They/Them
I think I heard that scream all the way over here.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think I heard that scream all the way over here.
*raises hoof*
And is it me or is there extra assholeness on Mondays of a holiday week?
*Stares at work computer assholes*
And is it me or is there extra assholeness on Mondays of a holiday week?
*Stares at work computer assholes*
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*raises hoof*
And is it me or is there extra assholeness on Mondays of a holiday week?
*Stares at work computer assholes*
And is it me or is there extra assholeness on Mondays of a holiday week?
*Stares at work computer assholes*
Humphrey took a trip to the coast, my SO loves him. Humphrey's in a place of honor every day on their eye glass case. Watching over everything. 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Humphrey took a trip to the coast, my SO loves him. Humphrey's in a place of honor every day on their eye glass case. Watching over everything. 🥰
*boop*
Kisses to Patrick.
*Starts grooming Patrick's ears*
Kisses to Patrick.
*Starts grooming Patrick's ears*
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
*boop*
Kisses to Patrick.
*Starts grooming Patrick's ears*
Kisses to Patrick.
*Starts grooming Patrick's ears*
Tysvm! I did not know that. I will do the same. 🦌😘
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Tysvm! I did not know that. I will do the same. 🦌😘
Damnit. I wonder why?
Alt text should read:
A tan with black stripes oryx named Orynx standing in a field steps forward to extend snout for a gentle boop.
Alt text should read:
A tan with black stripes oryx named Orynx standing in a field steps forward to extend snout for a gentle boop.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Damnit. I wonder why?
Alt text should read:
A tan with black stripes oryx named Orynx standing in a field steps forward to extend snout for a gentle boop.
Alt text should read:
A tan with black stripes oryx named Orynx standing in a field steps forward to extend snout for a gentle boop.
I added alt text but I'm not seeing it showing. Can anyone see the alt text?
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I added alt text but I'm not seeing it showing. Can anyone see the alt text?
Can I boop Patrick please?
*Prancing Hooves*
*Prancing Hooves*
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Can I boop Patrick please?
*Prancing Hooves*
*Prancing Hooves*
Why not "Mike's Albatross"
🤭
🤭
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Why not "Mike's Albatross"
🤭
🤭
Yum!
Tysvm. If I travel there I know where to get them now.
Tysvm. If I travel there I know where to get them now.
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Yum!
Tysvm. If I travel there I know where to get them now.
Tysvm. If I travel there I know where to get them now.
*stares in Orynx*
Where can I get those onion rings?
*Drools*
Where can I get those onion rings?
*Drools*
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
*stares in Orynx*
Where can I get those onion rings?
*Drools*
Where can I get those onion rings?
*Drools*
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Spike...
Spike fetches, catches and well... Spikes
Spike fetches, catches and well... Spikes
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Spike...
Spike fetches, catches and well... Spikes
Spike fetches, catches and well... Spikes
*whispers*
Birb Mom helped me a lot.
Now I teach my team.
*Settles in to read and learn more*
Birb Mom helped me a lot.
Now I teach my team.
*Settles in to read and learn more*
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*whispers*
Birb Mom helped me a lot.
Now I teach my team.
*Settles in to read and learn more*
Birb Mom helped me a lot.
Now I teach my team.
*Settles in to read and learn more*