@oryoki129.bsky.social
New to Bluesky, I’m a consummate procrastinator so it will be 6 months before I write a decent profile. At the end of 2016 I was gutted by what was about to unfold, now that feels like a luxury there isn’t time for
This is why it must be so hard to be a writer at The Onion, no matter how outlandish the parody, it can’t top the actual nonsense. I don’t know which is cringier, the lineup or captain Morgan fanboying so hard over it.
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
This is why it must be so hard to be a writer at The Onion, no matter how outlandish the parody, it can’t top the actual nonsense. I don’t know which is cringier, the lineup or captain Morgan fanboying so hard over it.
This is the MOCA in case you want to take it and brag to the world that you aced an incredibly hard test. You might get the highest score in history, doctors will come to you with tears in their eyes saying sir we’ve never seen such a high score
January 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
This is the MOCA in case you want to take it and brag to the world that you aced an incredibly hard test. You might get the highest score in history, doctors will come to you with tears in their eyes saying sir we’ve never seen such a high score
Not gonna lie I’ve fallen down this rabbit hole 😂
December 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Not gonna lie I’ve fallen down this rabbit hole 😂