A Matt, of all things
@oscillatr.bsky.social
Greying. Sometimes cycling. Have a lot of records I don’t listen to so much these days. Occasionally draw things. Edinburgh
Wow - 'wrong' hands are making a comeback, then.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Wow - 'wrong' hands are making a comeback, then.
Pig naturals is BBC exec slang for Countryfile.
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Pig naturals is BBC exec slang for Countryfile.
Oh man - remember "soup for my family"? "Soup and a sandwich" as a rallying chant would have 'em shaking.
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Oh man - remember "soup for my family"? "Soup and a sandwich" as a rallying chant would have 'em shaking.
Yeah - the 'bikes go by racks' impulse for riders is just going to be too strong to resist.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Yeah - the 'bikes go by racks' impulse for riders is just going to be too strong to resist.
Also noted they’ve moved the location outside the Usher Hall to the inconvenience of private bike owners now too. Cues from ground markings would really help here I think.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Also noted they’ve moved the location outside the Usher Hall to the inconvenience of private bike owners now too. Cues from ground markings would really help here I think.
Was squinting at the dogs legs to try and work it out. God damn the sloppers.
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Was squinting at the dogs legs to try and work it out. God damn the sloppers.
(though good to see validation on the policy)
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
(though good to see validation on the policy)
Oof - that headline leaves a bit to be desired.
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Oof - that headline leaves a bit to be desired.
Yeah that was the one I saw quoted first.
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Yeah that was the one I saw quoted first.
Nah I think it's just a post poking fun at work email stuff but maybe I'm wrong? Would NOT be the first time an entire discourse whooshed over my head as I giggle at someone doing a funny.
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Nah I think it's just a post poking fun at work email stuff but maybe I'm wrong? Would NOT be the first time an entire discourse whooshed over my head as I giggle at someone doing a funny.
Reposted by A Matt, of all things
Picard: *spooots* That's not Earl Grey, that's Darjeeling!
Computer: You're absolutely right!
Computer: You're absolutely right!
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Picard: *spooots* That's not Earl Grey, that's Darjeeling!
Computer: You're absolutely right!
Computer: You're absolutely right!
🎉 Delighted to be able to become a paid sub at last!
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
🎉 Delighted to be able to become a paid sub at last!
Done a fair few trips in those – hope you've got noise cancelling headphones. Enjoy the Tunnocks.
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Done a fair few trips in those – hope you've got noise cancelling headphones. Enjoy the Tunnocks.
You'll be telling me his telly is a 'flatscreen' next.
October 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
You'll be telling me his telly is a 'flatscreen' next.