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There'll be a load of compromising on the road to my horizon. Or something.
Smiling through the heartache, or something.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Smiling through the heartache, or something.
A phrahhd patriot.
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
A phrahhd patriot.
"The member of staff demanded that we had to empty the trolley. She said she couldn't see what was in the trolley so I said she needed to go to Specsavers." Insert your own 'funny Scouser' comment here...
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"The member of staff demanded that we had to empty the trolley. She said she couldn't see what was in the trolley so I said she needed to go to Specsavers." Insert your own 'funny Scouser' comment here...
There's a scene where Alan tries to order a coffee, and another with a BBC HR person, that will have you punching the air in support of him.
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
There's a scene where Alan tries to order a coffee, and another with a BBC HR person, that will have you punching the air in support of him.
10 on 10 for the summary basically repeating the headline.
Reader pleased as summary basically repeats the headline.
Reader pleased as summary basically repeats the headline.
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
10 on 10 for the summary basically repeating the headline.
Reader pleased as summary basically repeats the headline.
Reader pleased as summary basically repeats the headline.
Our Princess Of Hearts.
October 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Our Princess Of Hearts.
Hear hear. And she was grossly insulted when on Pointless, typical of the loony lefty Guardian-reading elitist snobbery at the Bashing Britain Corporation!!!! youtu.be/TGxL92dLBfE?...
Pointless Michelle Mone
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October 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Hear hear. And she was grossly insulted when on Pointless, typical of the loony lefty Guardian-reading elitist snobbery at the Bashing Britain Corporation!!!! youtu.be/TGxL92dLBfE?...
They look devastated, don't they? They're probably hoping for a 'aw hun, you OK?'.
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
They look devastated, don't they? They're probably hoping for a 'aw hun, you OK?'.
Why didn't they just get Richard Tice on with his squeeze Isabel Oaksh*te and have done with it? Your 'hang on! hang!' interjection on Farage was priceless, and clearly threw the host off his stride.
September 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Why didn't they just get Richard Tice on with his squeeze Isabel Oaksh*te and have done with it? Your 'hang on! hang!' interjection on Farage was priceless, and clearly threw the host off his stride.
Sadly classed as proper entertainment by my parents and their ilk, whereas, let’s be honest, you wanted to watch Play Your Cards Right.
September 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sadly classed as proper entertainment by my parents and their ilk, whereas, let’s be honest, you wanted to watch Play Your Cards Right.
Can I ask a pertinent question at this time? Are we still going to do 'Stonehenge' tomorrow night?
September 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Can I ask a pertinent question at this time? Are we still going to do 'Stonehenge' tomorrow night?
Superb crobarring in of reaction to an interview with David Jason on an unrelated matter from last Friday. 10 on 10.
August 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Superb crobarring in of reaction to an interview with David Jason on an unrelated matter from last Friday. 10 on 10.
And did anyone ever know anyone who wrote to and got on ***’ll Fix It? All the “fixes” seemed a bit convenient for TV didn’t they?….
August 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
And did anyone ever know anyone who wrote to and got on ***’ll Fix It? All the “fixes” seemed a bit convenient for TV didn’t they?….
The painting comps would be divvied up by age, and the overall winner was ALWAYS the one they felt sorry for, either by being the youngest or having “issues”. And did anybody know any school that got on We Are The Champions???
August 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The painting comps would be divvied up by age, and the overall winner was ALWAYS the one they felt sorry for, either by being the youngest or having “issues”. And did anybody know any school that got on We Are The Champions???
Fantastic resurrection of a joke I first heard when about 10, AND IT'S STILL GREAT!!!
July 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Fantastic resurrection of a joke I first heard when about 10, AND IT'S STILL GREAT!!!
Fan: "One's a prison warder, one's a bus driver....A6....192 bus....blah blah blah....." 20-something ticket office operative: "Zzzzz....zzz.....zzzz...."
July 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Fan: "One's a prison warder, one's a bus driver....A6....192 bus....blah blah blah....." 20-something ticket office operative: "Zzzzz....zzz.....zzzz...."
As ever, the photo is of someone who still went away, felt angry, but still sent in photos of them looking happy. Thatcher's Britain.
July 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
As ever, the photo is of someone who still went away, felt angry, but still sent in photos of them looking happy. Thatcher's Britain.
"What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffas?"
July 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffas?"
I’m gonna give you fistophobia.
July 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m gonna give you fistophobia.
More “Carry on Abroad”, with Sid James being drowned out when telling the workers to foxtrot Oscar…
June 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
More “Carry on Abroad”, with Sid James being drowned out when telling the workers to foxtrot Oscar…
Pretty much, yes.
June 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Pretty much, yes.
That they name a child "Tilly" is a red flag.
June 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
That they name a child "Tilly" is a red flag.