Hogmild
@oshaseleven.bsky.social
Charlie for christsake do you want to know the truth of it? I ain't got no husband, he don't play the trombone neither.
I swear I’m a real person who does real things besides hurl curses at various senators. For instance, here are a couple pictures of the fish and fishbowl my wonderful girlfriend and I sculpted for Janelle Monae’s Halloween photoshoot.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I swear I’m a real person who does real things besides hurl curses at various senators. For instance, here are a couple pictures of the fish and fishbowl my wonderful girlfriend and I sculpted for Janelle Monae’s Halloween photoshoot.
Me when the floor manager at the Amazon warehouse writes me up for dumping my piss bottles down the break room sink
August 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Me when the floor manager at the Amazon warehouse writes me up for dumping my piss bottles down the break room sink
Here, yall need this more than me.
June 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Here, yall need this more than me.
He was so close to winning me over to his enlightened liberal views.
June 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
He was so close to winning me over to his enlightened liberal views.
I can’t wait for a bunch of shitlibs to tell me that protestors are the reason for them failing to bring Elon into the folds of the Democratic Party.
June 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I can’t wait for a bunch of shitlibs to tell me that protestors are the reason for them failing to bring Elon into the folds of the Democratic Party.
This is what the radical left is doing to blue collar American jobs.
April 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is what the radical left is doing to blue collar American jobs.
Yeah it’s the customers who are stupid and not the design
March 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yeah it’s the customers who are stupid and not the design
Sitting here eating an atemoya and watching people tend to their rice fields while listening to the sounds of birds and frogs and the thumping bass of people blasting Viet pop EDM at a party across the way. I Fucking love Vietnam.
January 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Sitting here eating an atemoya and watching people tend to their rice fields while listening to the sounds of birds and frogs and the thumping bass of people blasting Viet pop EDM at a party across the way. I Fucking love Vietnam.
The Southern California coast isn’t even a desert.
January 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Southern California coast isn’t even a desert.
Review of new fruit: green guava
January 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Review of new fruit: green guava
Review of new fruit: Jujube
Hard, crispy, juicy and lightly flavored, the jujube is like a cross between a Granny Smith apple and an Asian pear with a less grainy texture. Also called vitamin c fruit, it’s good for the health but pretty mediocre in most other aspects.
4/10. Would eat again if free
Hard, crispy, juicy and lightly flavored, the jujube is like a cross between a Granny Smith apple and an Asian pear with a less grainy texture. Also called vitamin c fruit, it’s good for the health but pretty mediocre in most other aspects.
4/10. Would eat again if free
January 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Review of new fruit: Jujube
Hard, crispy, juicy and lightly flavored, the jujube is like a cross between a Granny Smith apple and an Asian pear with a less grainy texture. Also called vitamin c fruit, it’s good for the health but pretty mediocre in most other aspects.
4/10. Would eat again if free
Hard, crispy, juicy and lightly flavored, the jujube is like a cross between a Granny Smith apple and an Asian pear with a less grainy texture. Also called vitamin c fruit, it’s good for the health but pretty mediocre in most other aspects.
4/10. Would eat again if free
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 28, 2024 at 7:37 AM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
We would have torn this man to shreds during critiques in my undergrad sculpture and installation art program.
December 9, 2024 at 1:39 AM
We would have torn this man to shreds during critiques in my undergrad sculpture and installation art program.
A reminder:
Spending a million dollars on sex workers is actually a positive investment in the working class and is therefore morally superior to spending a million dollars on stocks or investment properties.
Spending a million dollars on sex workers is actually a positive investment in the working class and is therefore morally superior to spending a million dollars on stocks or investment properties.
December 9, 2023 at 11:57 PM
A reminder:
Spending a million dollars on sex workers is actually a positive investment in the working class and is therefore morally superior to spending a million dollars on stocks or investment properties.
Spending a million dollars on sex workers is actually a positive investment in the working class and is therefore morally superior to spending a million dollars on stocks or investment properties.
Somebody please do the funniest thing in the world.
November 28, 2023 at 6:51 AM
Somebody please do the funniest thing in the world.
