Wasabi Sam⚡️
@oshketchum.bsky.social
My life is one bad sitcom
Kinda sorta dyslexic ✌🏾
Born in Johto raised in Hoenn
Level 2 Chef 👨🏾🍳
Anime Nerd 🤓
People: “The perfect person doesn’t exist”
Me: *enters to the room*
“Prodigious” - Koushiro "Izzy" Izumi
Kinda sorta dyslexic ✌🏾
Born in Johto raised in Hoenn
Level 2 Chef 👨🏾🍳
Anime Nerd 🤓
People: “The perfect person doesn’t exist”
Me: *enters to the room*
“Prodigious” - Koushiro "Izzy" Izumi
I’m just gonna say it I don’t like 2025 too much unbelievable and unnecessary changes for me! I’m over it 😭
March 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m just gonna say it I don’t like 2025 too much unbelievable and unnecessary changes for me! I’m over it 😭
No sleep club where yall at?
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March 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
No sleep club where yall at?
My religious mother hates Lady Gaga and thinks she’s a lover witchcraft but she’s out here playing #Abracadabra on repeat while cleaning…okay😅
February 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My religious mother hates Lady Gaga and thinks she’s a lover witchcraft but she’s out here playing #Abracadabra on repeat while cleaning…okay😅
I'm in my DONE era.
Not mad, not bothered, just DONE.
I'm protecting my peace at all costs.
Not mad, not bothered, just DONE.
I'm protecting my peace at all costs.
February 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'm in my DONE era.
Not mad, not bothered, just DONE.
I'm protecting my peace at all costs.
Not mad, not bothered, just DONE.
I'm protecting my peace at all costs.
Decided to replay Pokemon Crystal and the National Park theme hit and now I’m crying! Take me back to the good times 😭
February 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Decided to replay Pokemon Crystal and the National Park theme hit and now I’m crying! Take me back to the good times 😭
Can you please drop me some tv/film recommendations? I’m going to need about 4 years (hopefully) worth of distractions now…
January 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Can you please drop me some tv/film recommendations? I’m going to need about 4 years (hopefully) worth of distractions now…
We lost TikTok for like 30 minutes
January 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We lost TikTok for like 30 minutes
Why is uno talking like they created the game? 🤨
January 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Why is uno talking like they created the game? 🤨
Tomorrow’s Monday 😭
January 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tomorrow’s Monday 😭
4 days ago was 2024?!
January 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
4 days ago was 2024?!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! Wishing you all success and happiness ❤️
January 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! Wishing you all success and happiness ❤️
We need to start crediting meme creators because why did I send my group chat a meme that is about 13 years old and I’m over here laughing thinking this new and original 😭
December 30, 2024 at 4:36 AM
We need to start crediting meme creators because why did I send my group chat a meme that is about 13 years old and I’m over here laughing thinking this new and original 😭
Seriously considering selling my ps5
December 29, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Seriously considering selling my ps5
Tell me why my aunt just ruined lunch on the last day of the trip that said she and my uncle are getting a divorce and we are sitting here quietly waiting for someone to talk…SAVE ME!! 😭
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December 27, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Tell me why my aunt just ruined lunch on the last day of the trip that said she and my uncle are getting a divorce and we are sitting here quietly waiting for someone to talk…SAVE ME!! 😭
I need this cat to stay in 2024 and never leave im over it!!
December 26, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I need this cat to stay in 2024 and never leave im over it!!
December 25, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Didn’t get the memo that we weren’t doing presents this year and here I am with boxes on boxes of gifts for the entire family and they are mad at me?!😭 #christmas
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December 22, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Didn’t get the memo that we weren’t doing presents this year and here I am with boxes on boxes of gifts for the entire family and they are mad at me?!😭 #christmas
Guess who’s body doesn’t want to sleep tonight 😭
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December 14, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Guess who’s body doesn’t want to sleep tonight 😭
We need to have a Luigi Mangione look alike contest ASAP for research purposes…👉👈
December 11, 2024 at 1:48 AM
We need to have a Luigi Mangione look alike contest ASAP for research purposes…👉👈