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oshketchum.bsky.social
Wasabi Sam⚡️
@oshketchum.bsky.social
My life is one bad sitcom

Kinda sorta dyslexic ✌🏾

Born in Johto raised in Hoenn
Level 2 Chef 👨🏾‍🍳

Anime Nerd 🤓

People: “The perfect person doesn’t exist”
Me: *enters to the room*

“Prodigious” - Koushiro "Izzy" Izumi
I’m just gonna say it I don’t like 2025 too much unbelievable and unnecessary changes for me! I’m over it 😭
March 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
No sleep club where yall at?
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March 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
My religious mother hates Lady Gaga and thinks she’s a lover witchcraft but she’s out here playing #Abracadabra on repeat while cleaning…okay😅
February 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm in my DONE era.
Not mad, not bothered, just DONE.
I'm protecting my peace at all costs.
February 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Decided to replay Pokemon Crystal and the National Park theme hit and now I’m crying! Take me back to the good times 😭
February 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Can you please drop me some tv/film recommendations? I’m going to need about 4 years (hopefully) worth of distractions now…
January 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We lost TikTok for like 30 minutes
January 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Why is uno talking like they created the game? 🤨
January 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Tomorrow’s Monday 😭
January 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When an NPC hits you with some level 100 real shit!! #Pokemon
January 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
4 days ago was 2024?!
January 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! Wishing you all success and happiness ❤️
January 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
We need to start crediting meme creators because why did I send my group chat a meme that is about 13 years old and I’m over here laughing thinking this new and original 😭
December 30, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Seriously considering selling my ps5
December 29, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Tell me why my aunt just ruined lunch on the last day of the trip that said she and my uncle are getting a divorce and we are sitting here quietly waiting for someone to talk…SAVE ME!! 😭
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December 27, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I need this cat to stay in 2024 and never leave im over it!!
December 26, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Merry Christmas Blueskyians! Wishing you all a wonderful holiday 🎄🎅🏻❤️
#christmas #christmas2024
December 25, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Didn’t get the memo that we weren’t doing presents this year and here I am with boxes on boxes of gifts for the entire family and they are mad at me?!😭 #christmas
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December 22, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Tuesday mood
December 18, 2024 at 1:06 AM
No way did I just catch up with the manga in 3 days and finish the whole season in a weekend?! 😭 #dandadan
December 16, 2024 at 7:40 PM
It’s Monday… #work
December 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
The acrobat silky just got me and I’m whole ass mess 💔 #Dandadan
December 15, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Okay I love Dandadan! Definitely understand the hype 🥹❤️ #Dandadan
December 14, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Guess who’s body doesn’t want to sleep tonight 😭
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December 14, 2024 at 10:42 AM
We need to have a Luigi Mangione look alike contest ASAP for research purposes…👉👈
December 11, 2024 at 1:48 AM