Osiris Ani
@osirisani.bsky.social
“We are a bundle of features when, taken away, leave nothing to describe. Imagine something you can’t describe; it doesn’t exist—and therefore, neither do you.”
Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
We’ll just have to agree to disagree.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We’ll just have to agree to disagree.
Lactose intolerance? That sounds like a skill issue, bro.
(I personally lack that skill, but thankfully there are pills to accommodate that.)
(I personally lack that skill, but thankfully there are pills to accommodate that.)
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Lactose intolerance? That sounds like a skill issue, bro.
(I personally lack that skill, but thankfully there are pills to accommodate that.)
(I personally lack that skill, but thankfully there are pills to accommodate that.)
Sir, you are out of control.
September 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sir, you are out of control.
I will die on this hill.
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I will die on this hill.
If they really wanted to win, they would’ve put more effort into having been born earlier. Losers.
August 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If they really wanted to win, they would’ve put more effort into having been born earlier. Losers.
That’s almost the entire game plan of the far right, except that the list also includes minorities and other historically marginalized people. A certain demographic used to be able to confidently tell themselves, “at least, as far as society is concerned, I’m in a better position than the riffraff.”
August 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That’s almost the entire game plan of the far right, except that the list also includes minorities and other historically marginalized people. A certain demographic used to be able to confidently tell themselves, “at least, as far as society is concerned, I’m in a better position than the riffraff.”
It has become completely unironic that a bunch of self-admitted TERFs are perfectly fine with incidentally harming biological women, and simply considering it collateral damage.
April 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It has become completely unironic that a bunch of self-admitted TERFs are perfectly fine with incidentally harming biological women, and simply considering it collateral damage.
…so it’s perfectly aligned with the company’s core principles, is what you’re saying.
March 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
…so it’s perfectly aligned with the company’s core principles, is what you’re saying.
Preserved, preferably, but honestly, either way would suffice.
December 16, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Preserved, preferably, but honestly, either way would suffice.
TL;DR — In terms of quality assurance, people who refer to themselves as “alphas” are defective.
November 15, 2024 at 6:16 PM
TL;DR — In terms of quality assurance, people who refer to themselves as “alphas” are defective.
I, a grown man, am beyond the point of general-availability. I’ve been patched, repeatedly, get regular feature and security updates, and am generally well-maintained.
…like, only slightly buggy.
…like, only slightly buggy.
November 15, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I, a grown man, am beyond the point of general-availability. I’ve been patched, repeatedly, get regular feature and security updates, and am generally well-maintained.
…like, only slightly buggy.
…like, only slightly buggy.
By the cusp of adulthood, people should’ve progressed to at least the beta or release candidate versions of themselves.
November 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
By the cusp of adulthood, people should’ve progressed to at least the beta or release candidate versions of themselves.
If you don’t get to be a spooky skeleton, then what is even the point of dying?
September 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
If you don’t get to be a spooky skeleton, then what is even the point of dying?
I still own one of those; I cherish it.
July 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I still own one of those; I cherish it.