F'n oneself is too much fun. 'Go fuck a crappy blue Chevy Nova and get tetanus' feels better to me. 'Stick a banana in your own tail pipe while you're at it.'

Exactly! It's extremely Galaxy-centric to assume we have any idea what time it is in the actual universe.

Shoot, are you headed to the Scientology Gold Base?

It is today I am suspecting some of the 'people' I follow might actually be cartoon characters; no judgement.

Never Play I Never Again, starring Pierce Brosnan and Kim Basinger, rated NC-70

This book swims in that direction.

Not-not speaking from personal experience but I 'presume' the true art is born "while listening...in" bed (next to partner).

Why does it smell like wet dog in here?

As crowded as they can be sometimes, their prices are super cheap compared to other chain travel plazas, and their customer service is really good and fast. But, the parking lots can be a nightmare on holidays. My partner loves shopping for gifts and knickknacks there.

I fucking knew you had the shining, and your tiny hidden boxes were wiped away by Maria so the fish people came back, but there's one thing the voices never let you tell us in this book...

The Rubio 3.0 sounds more appropriate

Brought to you by the biggest producers of light gas the US citizenry has ever empowered... gaslighters use methane right?

I'm starting The Wayfinder by Adam Johnson, and though I know I won't finish before the year is out, I suspect it is also a masterpiece.

I need to stay sober. I'll drink anytime he makes a statement of gratitude towards anyone besides himself.

Now I gotta read A Drop of Corruption. I loved The Raven Scholar 🐦‍⬛. Buffalo Hunter Hunter 🦬 was tops for me. Trying to finish The Wayfinder🌀 before the new year, but may just savor it for a whole month. Katabasis and Death of the Author were my other favorite 2025 books.

4D theater gonna spray you with Cinnamon spritzer or at least sell juicy cinnamon gummy eyes.

It adds to the provenance of the piece, and yet... people still using it.
youtu.be/m6I3mmPiG7c?...