Ossie
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Ossie
@ossiefisheater.bsky.social
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i have to share this amazing birthday present @blujaymacaw.bsky.social painted for me i'm losing my MIND
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Spooky Story: There was a knock at the door. I opened it and there was a frankenstein at the door.
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I'm getting older, and reflecting on the important things in my life. And one conclusion I've come to is that I'm probably going to have to build the Dinotopia raptor scroll-wheel treadmill myself. Nobody is going to do it for me.
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Let's go to a cabin in the woods and turn into wolves.
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Prediction: Glut of Zootopia AI videos of Nick savaging Judy in a rush of blood and gore
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I know exactly who needs to hear this. *releases messenger pigeon with scroll attached to it; it quickly flies upward and east until it's out of sight*
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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It's ptarmigeddon!
These guys are a lot harder to see now that the snow is on the ground. #birds 🌿
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I have come around on some LLM usage - they work well in roughly parsing large amounts of information, which is good for web search - but the first person thing makes me want to hit them with a baseball bat.
my most butlerian jihad coded belief is that we should probably make it illegal – and more importantly, we should work toward a cultural consensus that it is immoral – to design a computer program whose interface uses the first person
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
New Game Minus. It's worse now
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I've noticed Ben Lerner is doing the introductions to numerous new books I have seen available. Good for him. This sort of thing is how I learned about David Markson.
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
What's the best clown college to go to
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The problem of "AI" by which I mean the problem of people using the term "AI" in newspaper headlines or in speeches or anywhere really. What does that mean? It could mean one of a thousand related things at this point.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
God Has Abandoned Us! And You Know Why? Yep: It's Pilk
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Squeap
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Spring forward, and then spring forward again and attack and claw and bite your prey
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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July 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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AAHHHHH!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Spooky Story: There was a knock at the door. I opened it and there was a frankenstein at the door.
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A footnote is a kind of portal. You go in here. [1]

[1] And then later in the text you come out here.
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The way to have relationships on the internet is not to "have conversations". You cannot have a conversation in text. The way is to send them funny images that reminded you of them
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm looking at various books I like and the new editions all have introductions by Ben Marcus.
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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[suspiciously shaped like all of the water on earth] i dont know anything about this drought
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM