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ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
Harvey Birdlaw
@ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
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Lawyer in Dallas. He/him.
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TBF, I don't think an editor touched this thing, or at least not one who gave a shit.
Snippet from the screenshot: "released in 2001, so it would have been shot was she was sixteen years old." Highlight on that first "was," which should have been caught in editing.
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Is he wearing his…big older brother’s Hitler coat?
Little fascist weasel trying to look cool and failing because he’s tiny and strange looking. My man needs a tailor. Bought this shit at the big and tall but wears clothes from the kids’ aisle.
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
It’s good if you stay with your predators and also if you cheat in your relationship. I am smart and not just harvesting hate clicks so I can get Bari Weiss’s attention.
“Is cheating the key to a healthy relationship?” Article written by the same author, Olivia Petter, who will inevitably be joining CBS News at some point soon.
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Easy block here, folks.
Chud created an account ten minutes ago to boot lick.
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
This one:
Poster from Avengers Endgame.
January 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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You have to read the article, not just misunderstand the lede. It’s not hard. Click the link. It’ll take you less time to become informed than it does to double down on your lazy misunderstanding.
Out of 102 print and 194 online articles, we found that just 8% and 6%, respectively, mentioned any connection between Epstein and Bannon. For broadcast news, not a single segment out of 67 covering Epstein (amounting to just over 3 hours) mentioned his connection to Bannon at all.
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
Partially why Crockett wants an investigation.

crockett.house.gov/media/press-...
Trump on 9/11 with a visible droop to the right side of his mouth, typically associated with a stroke.
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
Classic Twitter post from BronzeHammer, 10/1/2016: “Well, I’d like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless.”
October 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
Before you block me, did you literally create this account to stalk this Rave Mom woman?
Jay's first skeet, eleven months ago, directed to Rave Mom. His next several skeets are solely directed to the same user. Stalker ass vibes.
October 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Spell check misses a lot of your skeets, Jay. Or maybe your antisemitism made you bad at words?

But anyway, I'm not worried about my irrelevancy. Isn't it right that the electricity in my body is innate, AI will never have that natural occurence [sic] of cells forming to produce its thoughts?
This antisemitic dork skeeting seven months ago: "the electricity in my body is innate, AI will never have that natural occurence of cells forming to produce its thoughts"
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
Scene from Community where Joshua the Gardener reveals his swastika tattoo with the explanation "It's going to be a maze." Jeff and Troy, who haven't caught on yet, smile and shrug.
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Fallout (2024)
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
@mtsw.bsky.social’s conclusion about the media is equally applicable here:
MTSW meme from last year talking about how the media seems to be so kind to Trump. Kool-Aid Mam bursts through a brick wall saying It’s “Because They Like Trump And Want Him To Rule Us Like A King.”
September 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
Panel from Calvin & Hobbes. "The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can't play it the same way twice!" "The score is still Q to 12!"
September 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Big, strong boy using a scammer burner account?
His two skeets, 10 months apart.
September 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
Good news! You’re about to get (somehow) more of this excited gentleman!
Hilarious Travis Kelce tweet from 2011 where he talks about how excited he is to see a “squirle” “straight smash” some bread. #crazy
September 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Also, oh, my god, the waitstaff. Like. I’m not surprised, but god damn.
Two gentlemen in tuxedos standing against the wall, seemingly the waiters. Both gentlemen are black.
September 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Weezing Pokémon.
August 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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“Y’all have any more of those sandwiches? I promise I won’t chase you.”
Photo of a guy in fatigues with zip ties on his back and more fucking pouches on his belt than Liefeld’s Cable. But the fella is neither young nor fit. He kind of looks like they press-ganged a retired plumber into leaning against a humvee in a field.
August 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
My guy is very fucking concerned about whether people get to use the word “Nazi”!
Four back-to-back skeets from this fucking guy where he questions someone about their definition of Nazi…randomly snapped from his timeline a month ago.
August 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
Do not get lost in a sea of despair just because you will struggle for the rest of your lifetime.
This Substack fan has a saccharine, nonsensical bio on this here website.
August 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
Love this damn thing. Just need to keep it away from the kitten.
My lovely piece on my mantel.
August 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
Yeah, I just spun through this profile a bit. Not even good at the game. This is just bullshit.
Calling immigrants “illegals.” Claiming to know about Black Panthers and denigrating women with colored hair. Making up some bullshit about cutting her family off if they don’t vote like they do, then using the word “illegals” and four emoji black fists. Claims there are no Nazis on Bluesky, then calls a woman their “trans sister.”
August 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM