Future PM joke: The Greenland question is so complicated, only three men in Europe have ever understood it. One was Kier Starmer, who is dead. The second was an American studies professor who became mad. I am the third and I have forgotten all about it.”

There is!!

Quite right.
And 'tomatoes' rhymes with 'comatose'.

This bit of Yorkshire doesn't even have the hints!

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We decided to give the new BBC cop drama Lynley a try. Ye gods. Cardboard characters, wooden acting, cliched dialogue ..... it makes Midsomer Murders look like the National Theatre.

ICE would probably have deported Lenny B!

Yup - not the most complimentary of names for the group!

A day when I'm *not* in muddy gardening clothes is the exception!!

Rather better dressed!

It's also Welsh for 'carrot'.
Just so's you know. 🥕🥕

It looks that way. Holotype from Java .... just saying....