Ostrichface
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Definitely 2. Do you wear your tie at the base of your neck, or right under your chin?
January 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Definitely 2. Do you wear your tie at the base of your neck, or right under your chin?
The VILLAGE PEOPLE?
January 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The VILLAGE PEOPLE?
We switched insurances last week. I had to get albuterol for Birdie today, but apparently you have to special-request insurance cards now so I didn't have the rx info. It took a full hour to untangle on the phone at the pharmacy (1/2)...
November 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
We switched insurances last week. I had to get albuterol for Birdie today, but apparently you have to special-request insurance cards now so I didn't have the rx info. It took a full hour to untangle on the phone at the pharmacy (1/2)...
Real questions from my 9yo tonight, 3 hours after his bedtime:
🙋 "what does LGBTQ+ mean?"
🙋 "what are private parts for?"
🙋 "can you tell me what each part of the brain does?"
🙋 "what are the smallest and biggest things in the universe?"
🙋 "why do people have meaty thighs?"
GO TO SLEEP, MY DUDE.
🙋 "what does LGBTQ+ mean?"
🙋 "what are private parts for?"
🙋 "can you tell me what each part of the brain does?"
🙋 "what are the smallest and biggest things in the universe?"
🙋 "why do people have meaty thighs?"
GO TO SLEEP, MY DUDE.
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Real questions from my 9yo tonight, 3 hours after his bedtime:
🙋 "what does LGBTQ+ mean?"
🙋 "what are private parts for?"
🙋 "can you tell me what each part of the brain does?"
🙋 "what are the smallest and biggest things in the universe?"
🙋 "why do people have meaty thighs?"
GO TO SLEEP, MY DUDE.
🙋 "what does LGBTQ+ mean?"
🙋 "what are private parts for?"
🙋 "can you tell me what each part of the brain does?"
🙋 "what are the smallest and biggest things in the universe?"
🙋 "why do people have meaty thighs?"
GO TO SLEEP, MY DUDE.
When I'm shopping and my mom doesn't immediately answer my 8 photo texts asking for her opinion
November 25, 2024 at 7:54 PM
When I'm shopping and my mom doesn't immediately answer my 8 photo texts asking for her opinion
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Earth seen from the surface of Mars.
November 24, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Earth seen from the surface of Mars.
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The pressure to post something clever and cool is too much, so I'm breaking the seal on my account by setting the bar low. Have a manatee gif.
a manatee is swimming in a tank with a blue background
ALT: a manatee is swimming in a tank with a blue background
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November 25, 2024 at 2:33 AM
The pressure to post something clever and cool is too much, so I'm breaking the seal on my account by setting the bar low. Have a manatee gif.