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John Schultz
@otaku-driver.bsky.social
Over the road driver. Geek of many things. 40 years old. Endangered progressive white male. Occasionally horny on main... sorry.
That nunt needed a content warning.
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
If he's 6'3", she's 6'1"

They're both wearing the same lift in their heels.
January 30, 2026 at 3:07 AM
That prenup must be a real huge pain in the ass for her to still stick around.

Or blackmail
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
She for sure hates him 😆
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I'm going to repost this.
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
How could you ever choose?

I can't pick, either as a Pink Floyd fan. Or Rush, Yes, Blue Öyster Cult, Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, i could go on...
January 29, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Goddammit Vegapunk.
a cartoon character holding a bouquet of flowers
ALT: a cartoon character holding a bouquet of flowers
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January 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Oh boy, that labor must have almost killed his poor mother.
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Happy little feets
January 29, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by John Schultz
Those who make whistles impossible make vuvuzelas inevitable
January 27, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Dude was about to get a two piece and a biscuit. From the reactions, sounds like he hit her with some kind of fart spray? Nobody was reacting like it was pepper spray.
January 28, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Leopard eating faces, yadda yadda.

We tried to warn them...

If this weren't so tragic and important it would be incredibly boring.
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM