John Schultz
@otaku-driver.bsky.social
Over the road driver. Geek of many things. 40 years old. Endangered progressive white male. Occasionally horny on main... sorry.
That nunt needed a content warning.
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
That nunt needed a content warning.
If he's 6'3", she's 6'1"
They're both wearing the same lift in their heels.
They're both wearing the same lift in their heels.
January 30, 2026 at 3:07 AM
If he's 6'3", she's 6'1"
They're both wearing the same lift in their heels.
They're both wearing the same lift in their heels.
That prenup must be a real huge pain in the ass for her to still stick around.
Or blackmail
Or blackmail
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
That prenup must be a real huge pain in the ass for her to still stick around.
Or blackmail
Or blackmail
She for sure hates him 😆
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
She for sure hates him 😆
I'm going to repost this.
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I'm going to repost this.
How could you ever choose?
I can't pick, either as a Pink Floyd fan. Or Rush, Yes, Blue Öyster Cult, Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, i could go on...
I can't pick, either as a Pink Floyd fan. Or Rush, Yes, Blue Öyster Cult, Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, i could go on...
January 29, 2026 at 11:49 PM
How could you ever choose?
I can't pick, either as a Pink Floyd fan. Or Rush, Yes, Blue Öyster Cult, Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, i could go on...
I can't pick, either as a Pink Floyd fan. Or Rush, Yes, Blue Öyster Cult, Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, i could go on...
Goddammit Vegapunk.
a cartoon character holding a bouquet of flowers
ALT: a cartoon character holding a bouquet of flowers
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January 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Goddammit Vegapunk.
Oh boy, that labor must have almost killed his poor mother.
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Oh boy, that labor must have almost killed his poor mother.
Happy little feets
January 29, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Happy little feets
Reposted by John Schultz
Those who make whistles impossible make vuvuzelas inevitable
January 27, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Those who make whistles impossible make vuvuzelas inevitable
Dude was about to get a two piece and a biscuit. From the reactions, sounds like he hit her with some kind of fart spray? Nobody was reacting like it was pepper spray.
January 28, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Dude was about to get a two piece and a biscuit. From the reactions, sounds like he hit her with some kind of fart spray? Nobody was reacting like it was pepper spray.
Leopard eating faces, yadda yadda.
We tried to warn them...
If this weren't so tragic and important it would be incredibly boring.
We tried to warn them...
If this weren't so tragic and important it would be incredibly boring.
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Leopard eating faces, yadda yadda.
We tried to warn them...
If this weren't so tragic and important it would be incredibly boring.
We tried to warn them...
If this weren't so tragic and important it would be incredibly boring.