Maybe one day I'll go make it more than 4 consecutive hours without a colleague or classmate asking me a stupid fucking question they could answer themselves if they just used the teeniest tiniest amount of common sense

Oh to be the guy vaping in the starting corral at the 10k on the beautiful morning

It happened to me! A crucially important task (building my thesis committee) that I've been putting off for 6 months took <20 minutes to complete 😬

If UT beats A&M tonight, I'll get a tattoo of a crying cowboy

I, too, laughed at the "holding space for the lyrics of 'Defying Gravity" comment, until I listened to Defying Gravity for the first time in 15 years and immediately burst into tears

The night before my back surgery a few years ago, I had a brief but very real moment of terror when I thought I might die

So obviously I set up a scheduled text to send this meme to my husband while I was still under the knife. Always leave 'em haunted!

I think I had maybe 20 active followers on Twitter by the end? Now I'm definitely screaming into the void.

Anyway, look at my dog. Tonight she tried to snatch a tamale off my plate whilst I was holding it. She is perfect and she's never done a single thing wrong a day in her life