J. Otis
@otisesquire.bsky.social
Tulsa Attorney ⚖️• Tiefling Sorcerer 😈• Mi Cocina Superfan 🌮• Public Defender Vibes 🦸♂️🏳️🌈 *Opinions are my own and I never asked for yours*
Husband: I’m gonna watch Heated Rivalry
Me: the gay hockey smut show? I’ll pass.
Also me:
Me: the gay hockey smut show? I’ll pass.
Also me:
December 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Husband: I’m gonna watch Heated Rivalry
Me: the gay hockey smut show? I’ll pass.
Also me:
Me: the gay hockey smut show? I’ll pass.
Also me:
The SIZE of this caption is SENDING MEEEE omg Canada’s Drag Race ain’t right for that one
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The SIZE of this caption is SENDING MEEEE omg Canada’s Drag Race ain’t right for that one
Name a fictional character you believe would appear on the Epstein list.
Okay, hear me out:
Okay, hear me out:
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Name a fictional character you believe would appear on the Epstein list.
Okay, hear me out:
Okay, hear me out:
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
In Tulsa, there’s been a huge rush to sign up for LGBTPew, which is an armed self defense class and/or firearms training specifically for the 2SLGBTQIA+ Community and other marginalized communities, taught by a trans woman!
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
In Tulsa, there’s been a huge rush to sign up for LGBTPew, which is an armed self defense class and/or firearms training specifically for the 2SLGBTQIA+ Community and other marginalized communities, taught by a trans woman!
Me every time I have to be like ~I think it’s a statutory requirement~ in court, to another seasoned attorney, who has eyes, and can read.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Me every time I have to be like ~I think it’s a statutory requirement~ in court, to another seasoned attorney, who has eyes, and can read.
I don’t even live in NYC and I just really need this win, y’all.
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I don’t even live in NYC and I just really need this win, y’all.
Republicans just LOVE snapping a quick pic for the LinkedIn feed. I love this one because he’s literally just staring, daringly, at a room full of plants.
November 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Republicans just LOVE snapping a quick pic for the LinkedIn feed. I love this one because he’s literally just staring, daringly, at a room full of plants.
I mean COME ON search him you cowards!
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I mean COME ON search him you cowards!
The idea of a White House security checkpoint is kind of tongue in cheek at this point.
October 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The idea of a White House security checkpoint is kind of tongue in cheek at this point.
This is my favorite picture of Diane Keaton. Literal style icon. RIP.
October 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is my favorite picture of Diane Keaton. Literal style icon. RIP.
Okay but can we all agree that this post aged surprisingly well?
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Okay but can we all agree that this post aged surprisingly well?
Get ‘em Jane Gang. 🫡
October 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Get ‘em Jane Gang. 🫡
Joni Ernst should feel completely ashamed of herself.
September 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Joni Ernst should feel completely ashamed of herself.
Oklahoma hates its teachers so much they’re going to replace an unqualified State Superintendent of Education with Rep. Mark McBride, who is arguably even less qualified than Walters:
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oklahoma hates its teachers so much they’re going to replace an unqualified State Superintendent of Education with Rep. Mark McBride, who is arguably even less qualified than Walters:
Now do Attorney General Drummond.
September 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Now do Attorney General Drummond.
It is but don’t worry we’ve got a Governor and an Attorney General who have called for the banning of books about SO and/or gender identity in Oklahoma, refused to refer to trans women athletes (NCAA) as anything other than “biological men,” and banned ALL sensitivity trainings at Oklahoma colleges…
September 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It is but don’t worry we’ve got a Governor and an Attorney General who have called for the banning of books about SO and/or gender identity in Oklahoma, refused to refer to trans women athletes (NCAA) as anything other than “biological men,” and banned ALL sensitivity trainings at Oklahoma colleges…
September 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Don’t forget Ghostwriter introduced the world to the nightmare fuel that is “Gooey Gus.”
August 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Don’t forget Ghostwriter introduced the world to the nightmare fuel that is “Gooey Gus.”
I bet this goes fine.
July 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I bet this goes fine.
The world is on fire so we got a puppy and his name is Billy. 😍
June 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The world is on fire so we got a puppy and his name is Billy. 😍
