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Otter 🦦🐾
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I shit post my thoughts here and scream into the void
h o r n e e e
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I drew today for the first time in months, safe to say my hand aint happy nor am i. Whered my skills go. Imma have to sketch daily to remind myself how to draw
January 10, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I swear im about to buy a damn cupcake cause it about to be a year and my dad still hasnt fixed that shit, happy birthday missing tile
Welp, a tile from my bathroom fell off. Now theres a bag covering the spot where it was.
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
So, guess who got put through the wringer. (Spoiler: Me)
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
In other news, my ac aint soundin too great.
July 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
On sunday i went to a state park with friends, i swam, so i had to change afterwards, went into the mens room, as i was waitin for a stall, someone comes in and looks shocked as they see my trans ass and they look out to check the sign. Man im only here to change and piss, ill be out in a bit.
July 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The cake was ready but no one had let me know, i got the cake and now theres one slice left
THIS FUCK ASS CAKE STILL AINT READY YET
July 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
THIS FUCK ASS CAKE STILL AINT READY YET
June 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Also crabs didnt say happy birthday so snip snip bitch, someones gonna get dropped in the middle of a food court :3
June 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I get cake
June 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
if i was being chased and i go into a costco, would they stop the chaser because they arent a member?
June 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Oh and the bitch crabs? Again didnt want to go when the plans were still up. So fuck her.
June 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I was excited for tomorrow cause i would get to do a small activity to celebrate my birthday thats coming up. I was going to a motorcycle ride event. But my dad decided to bitch about safety and shit. As if we hadnt gone multiple times before and saw for himself that they provide gear.
June 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Tummy upset :(
June 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
some bitch took the wonton sample i was gonna grab. I got a strawberry banana smoothie
May 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Some kid was just came out of the denrist sayin italian brainrot
May 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yall, i was checkin out at my local grocery store and i had 8 boxes of cereal ( they were on sale and they last me like 3 months, let me live) the kid in front saw it and went "damn why yall need so much cereal?! Yall some big backs!" LISTEN HERE YOU LIL SHIT-
May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The fact that almost happened again today. I ate some thing and within minutes i felt my stomach uneasy. Luckly there were bathrooms around, so I aint have to worry too much. But still both times, the food gave me a reaction in under 20 mins. Food was good but idk what was the catalyst to this.
In short, something i ate made me sick and i almost had a catastrophic fallout. If that had happened, i would never leave my house again. Ever.
May 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Its up to 36 now and thats including like almost 15 pages of evidences and theres new things i have to add still
You know the lore is crazy if youre typing it up and it up to 4 pages and ya still not done
May 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Petah, the horse is here.
So i go to the bathroom and suddenly theres a horse when i come back?
May 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So i go to the bathroom and suddenly theres a horse when i come back?
May 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My 100th post is about me fuckin up an entire footlong sandwich
May 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh the other day, i was on a highway to visit family and i shit yall not i saw 6 FUCKIN CYBERTRUCKS. i almost lost my lunch. ew
May 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Also birb
May 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
One of my neighbors has chinese food and imma tempted to go sniffin door to door to see who and shamelessly beg for a bite
May 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM