Omg canonical wine industry. I know what Jesus can do while he’s in hiding.

The children they love your emo swag

It’s time to start doing tik tok dances to win the affection of little people in your phone

I haven’t dated a cis girl or boy ever in my entire life everyone everyone transed their gender

One of my friends joked that if she were my dom she would put chaser on my collar and this is why I don’t fucking want to talk to women💀 they’re so mean to me 😔💗 /j but yeah I love that cis lesbians are fucking with my story but also

Yes absolutely !!! but funny enough the deer meme she slid up on was from my trans guy friends story. I am indeed a lesbian but inside this femme “girl” is actually just. Some femboy who refuses to get back on hrt but would still be a they/them lesbian who is t4t

Like am I happier yes but also I probably went through the worst ego death of my life so I’m unsure how to fit that into a sentence

Calls YOU slurs ):< sprays you with water bottle ):< jk I love you it was genuinely so funny

Maybe this is why the job market doesn’t want me I’m just so unmarketable