How about those Epstein files? How about that war in Ukraine? How about fucking anything these idiots were always crying about. Fucking cowards. Every. Last. One. Of. Them.
June 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
How about those Epstein files? How about that war in Ukraine? How about fucking anything these idiots were always crying about. Fucking cowards. Every. Last. One. Of. Them.
I don’t know if I can eat this much popcorn, but also, more please.
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June 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don’t know if I can eat this much popcorn, but also, more please.
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Welcome to the US Government, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter.
June 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Welcome to the US Government, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter.
June 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
TACO TUESDAY IS NOW EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK, this is a public service announcement.
May 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
TACO TUESDAY IS NOW EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK, this is a public service announcement.
@repjasmine.bsky.social just want to say… I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!! Thank you for being the embodiment of our feelings and thoughts. Keep fighting, we are with you till the end. You are an absolute beacon is this dark world.
May 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
@repjasmine.bsky.social just want to say… I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!! Thank you for being the embodiment of our feelings and thoughts. Keep fighting, we are with you till the end. You are an absolute beacon is this dark world.
Mattel would make a great 52nd state.
May 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Mattel would make a great 52nd state.
I figured putting “beautiful” tariffs on display would be met with celebration, no? Or is there a certain type of “display” tariff that is more photogenic?
April 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I figured putting “beautiful” tariffs on display would be met with celebration, no? Or is there a certain type of “display” tariff that is more photogenic?
I’m really enjoying this game of ‘He said, Xi said’
Guess who wins?
Guess who wins?
April 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’m really enjoying this game of ‘He said, Xi said’
Guess who wins?
Guess who wins?
Hegseth giving a tour of the Pentagon’s makeup studio: “Oh that? That’s just talcum powder so I can stay dry for my warrior outings. The razor blade? For shaving, of course! That rolled up $100 bill? That was my personal tip from POTUS for doing such an amazing job. Next question.”
April 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Hegseth giving a tour of the Pentagon’s makeup studio: “Oh that? That’s just talcum powder so I can stay dry for my warrior outings. The razor blade? For shaving, of course! That rolled up $100 bill? That was my personal tip from POTUS for doing such an amazing job. Next question.”
The Art of the Kneel…
What an utter moron.
What an utter moron.
April 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The Art of the Kneel…
What an utter moron.
What an utter moron.
PhotObama’d
April 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
PhotObama’d
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO ACCEPT ANY CHAT REQUESTS OVER SIGNAL FROM SOMEONE YOU DO NOT KNOW. It’s dangerous out there.
March 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO ACCEPT ANY CHAT REQUESTS OVER SIGNAL FROM SOMEONE YOU DO NOT KNOW. It’s dangerous out there.
Why do I get the feeling that a certain ocean is about to be renamed…?
March 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Why do I get the feeling that a certain ocean is about to be renamed…?
When I initially saw this email from Harris with the subject line ‘Absolutely Hammered’ I thought it was going to be about Hegseth 🤣
(That would have been absolutely SAVAGE)
(That would have been absolutely SAVAGE)
March 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When I initially saw this email from Harris with the subject line ‘Absolutely Hammered’ I thought it was going to be about Hegseth 🤣
(That would have been absolutely SAVAGE)
(That would have been absolutely SAVAGE)
I hear Hegseth wants to change the name of the DoD to Department of War. I think that might send the wrong Signal…
March 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I hear Hegseth wants to change the name of the DoD to Department of War. I think that might send the wrong Signal…
They’re called *cybertrucks*
March 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
They’re called *cybertrucks*
Dang it, Bobby! That boy ain’t right.
He sells Teslers and Teslers accessories.
He sells Teslers and Teslers accessories.
March 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Dang it, Bobby! That boy ain’t right.
He sells Teslers and Teslers accessories.
He sells Teslers and Teslers accessories.
@schumer.senate.gov do you realize that you will be remembered not for what you did for your constituents, but how you’ve capitulated to a fascist? Do you really want your legacy tainted by this? Coward.
March 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@schumer.senate.gov do you realize that you will be remembered not for what you did for your constituents, but how you’ve capitulated to a fascist? Do you really want your legacy tainted by this? Coward.
PHUCK SCHUMER, thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
March 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
PHUCK SCHUMER, thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Since the government is so small now, do we play less in federal taxes?
Asking for everyone…
Asking for everyone…
March 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Since the government is so small now, do we play less in federal taxes?
Asking for everyone…
Asking for everyone…
Seems like someone is having a hard time getting it up. #HAHAHAHAHA
March 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Seems like someone is having a hard time getting it up. #HAHAHAHAHA
Anyone have any used/old glue sticks laying around? Pay it forward and donate to your local Tesla dealership, they’re going to need it.
March 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Anyone have any used/old glue sticks laying around? Pay it forward and donate to your local Tesla dealership, they’re going to need it.
I’ll leave this here.
March 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’ll leave this here.
It’s almost like there is a pattern here…
March 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s almost like there is a pattern here…