Izzy Wifegirl
@ourplecat.bsky.social
Flesh and blood novice, arts and crafter, reader, wife poster, racket sport enthusiast
💜: @dani42.bsky.social
💜: @dani42.bsky.social
It’s a day late but had a great Thanksgiving with the love of my life ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s a day late but had a great Thanksgiving with the love of my life ❤️
Thinking about how one of the front desk workers in our building knows we order a bunch of cards. We got a package last night and he said “oh it’s small, I bet it’s cards.” Like damn even the building staff know we are card game degenerates
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Thinking about how one of the front desk workers in our building knows we order a bunch of cards. We got a package last night and he said “oh it’s small, I bet it’s cards.” Like damn even the building staff know we are card game degenerates
Sorry coworker, I’m wearing my “Dog Grandma” shirt, this is a camera off meeting
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sorry coworker, I’m wearing my “Dog Grandma” shirt, this is a camera off meeting
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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
Happened to see the snowy owls on a walk yesterday and they are so cute
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Happened to see the snowy owls on a walk yesterday and they are so cute
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I love mimicking my cats meows
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I love mimicking my cats meows
Every year I tell myself I’ll start on crocheting Christmas gifts early for people so I don’t get crunched at the holidays and now it’s the end November and I still have to make a vest, a blanket, two hats, a coaster, and five mug cozies…
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Every year I tell myself I’ll start on crocheting Christmas gifts early for people so I don’t get crunched at the holidays and now it’s the end November and I still have to make a vest, a blanket, two hats, a coaster, and five mug cozies…
I like sage because it means I finally have an excuse to play with the marvel young heroes I pulled. Gotta show up to armory in style
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I like sage because it means I finally have an excuse to play with the marvel young heroes I pulled. Gotta show up to armory in style
Parents met at a bar and exchanged numbers. Dad called mom when she was doing laundry and didn’t like her attitude so trashed the number. They were at same bar again later, she asked what happened, he said he lost the number and she said that’s BS. Engaged 3 months later, married a year later
Sorry but my parents were autists who met through a very pragmatic dating ad in a newspaper
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Parents met at a bar and exchanged numbers. Dad called mom when she was doing laundry and didn’t like her attitude so trashed the number. They were at same bar again later, she asked what happened, he said he lost the number and she said that’s BS. Engaged 3 months later, married a year later
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would oldhim post on r/bald?
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
would oldhim post on r/bald?
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i want there to be trans people in flesh and blood but they’d probably be called something like pronouna or oldhim or whatever
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i want there to be trans people in flesh and blood but they’d probably be called something like pronouna or oldhim or whatever
Remember to leave out milk and cookies for oldhim this year when he delivers your presents
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Remember to leave out milk and cookies for oldhim this year when he delivers your presents
In our household we love to say “let’s parallel play” or “I want to chill alone” and then all end up in the same room anyways doing our own thing. Yes, this includes the cat too
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
In our household we love to say “let’s parallel play” or “I want to chill alone” and then all end up in the same room anyways doing our own thing. Yes, this includes the cat too
Looking for a scrap alt art card and it’s just my cat sitting under the table while we are eating waiting for crumbs to fall
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Looking for a scrap alt art card and it’s just my cat sitting under the table while we are eating waiting for crumbs to fall
Watching #FABPhilly while sorting our fab cards!
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Watching #FABPhilly while sorting our fab cards!
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every time a woman wins at a card game it’s a win for me
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
every time a woman wins at a card game it’s a win for me
An oomfie of an oomfie is an oomfie of mine
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
An oomfie of an oomfie is an oomfie of mine
Oops! Local overachiever office worker committed to too many projects this week and realizes tomorrow is Friday
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oops! Local overachiever office worker committed to too many projects this week and realizes tomorrow is Friday
One of my main goals in life is to make my girlfriend laugh and if that means filming a subway surfer video while narrating a text I’m sending her so be it
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
One of my main goals in life is to make my girlfriend laugh and if that means filming a subway surfer video while narrating a text I’m sending her so be it
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Couple who opens their marriage because then they have to actually clean their bedroom, not just the parts of the house that visitors see
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Couple who opens their marriage because then they have to actually clean their bedroom, not just the parts of the house that visitors see