I mean,,,

capitalism has infantilized American culture to the extent that we're all big babies who like big baby things

Ended up purchasing equipment like a wok, rice steamer, etc., and made a marinade for some thai wings that required fish sauce. Anyway, the sauce smelled so terrible that I got sick to my stomach last night, lmao.

Every song has lyrics like "ho ho ho ding dong ding dong sing a long ho ho ho". Why anyone would listen to this to anticipate a beloved holiday is completely beyond me.

I like these ppl. They're kind to me, but it makes me yearn for the days when my Facebook feed was mostly Austin service industry people who make passive aggressive posts about their evil gay Republican restaurant owner

The type of people who live there are those who left Albuquerque because of “the crime” yet were never affected by it.

They saw a poor person and decided to move to a different zip code

Basically Albuquerque’s equivalent to Round Rock. Yet somehow stupider, even more conservative than Round Rock, and with tech assholes. Bad!!!