OuterBoroPrincess
@outerbororoyal.bsky.social
Black woman who votes. I work to keep my cats in the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.
Merry merry.
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Merry merry.
Even the spa has a Yule log today 😭🎄
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Even the spa has a Yule log today 😭🎄
She is sometimes quite lovely
December 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
She is sometimes quite lovely
The photographers on that Vanity a fair article are the real MVPs
December 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The photographers on that Vanity a fair article are the real MVPs
Cruel and stupid (America’s elite are not confined to 8 university campuses, and hardly everyone on those 8 campuses are in “the elite.” One would expect a Columbia University professor to know at least THAT much)
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Cruel and stupid (America’s elite are not confined to 8 university campuses, and hardly everyone on those 8 campuses are in “the elite.” One would expect a Columbia University professor to know at least THAT much)
We met the pig this morning! Pickles was very well behaved. But, I didn’t take a photo, because my native NYer upbringing kicked in, and it felt rude to ask a “celeb” for her picture with my dog 😭😩
Anyway, here’s a compensatory pic of Miss Pickles frolicking in two millimeters of snow.
Anyway, here’s a compensatory pic of Miss Pickles frolicking in two millimeters of snow.
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
We met the pig this morning! Pickles was very well behaved. But, I didn’t take a photo, because my native NYer upbringing kicked in, and it felt rude to ask a “celeb” for her picture with my dog 😭😩
Anyway, here’s a compensatory pic of Miss Pickles frolicking in two millimeters of snow.
Anyway, here’s a compensatory pic of Miss Pickles frolicking in two millimeters of snow.
Christmas tree guy on Van Brundt and Reed threw in a free ornament AND delivery, in case anyone is still in the market for their tree. The spirit of the season is upon us 🎄😊
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Christmas tree guy on Van Brundt and Reed threw in a free ornament AND delivery, in case anyone is still in the market for their tree. The spirit of the season is upon us 🎄😊
Anyway. Here’s an exclusive photo of America’s Next Top Model.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Anyway. Here’s an exclusive photo of America’s Next Top Model.
The metaphors are metaphoring at an all-time rate.
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The metaphors are metaphoring at an all-time rate.
Never noticed this stained glass water tower before. 🤩
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Never noticed this stained glass water tower before. 🤩
If you are prone to motion sickness maybe don’t watch this. Not my finest camera work. But, major progress is afoot.
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If you are prone to motion sickness maybe don’t watch this. Not my finest camera work. But, major progress is afoot.
Van Lathan is having the funniest crash out on the Ringer Tailgate podcast.
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Van Lathan is having the funniest crash out on the Ringer Tailgate podcast.
When a thousand words aren’t enough.
October 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
When a thousand words aren’t enough.
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa.”
October 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa.”
Reporting the post on the left by using the dishonest framing and language of the post on the right is a very intentional act @bloomberg.com
October 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Reporting the post on the left by using the dishonest framing and language of the post on the right is a very intentional act @bloomberg.com
Pickles update.
September 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pickles update.
Here’s the thing about data . . . 🙄 fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DRSFR...
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Here’s the thing about data . . . 🙄 fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DRSFR...
Just block it and report. No need to engage.
September 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just block it and report. No need to engage.
In other news, since the maniac on the left moved in, the weirdo on the right has been trying to establish his dominance by eating everything that isn’t nailed down, or locked up.
“Zaftig” no longer adequately describes his physique.
“Zaftig” no longer adequately describes his physique.
September 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
In other news, since the maniac on the left moved in, the weirdo on the right has been trying to establish his dominance by eating everything that isn’t nailed down, or locked up.
“Zaftig” no longer adequately describes his physique.
“Zaftig” no longer adequately describes his physique.
If anyone has a dog named “Pickles,” with an 18”-22” neck, that needs a new collar hmu.
(You also need to live in my house, and have my phone number)
(You also need to live in my house, and have my phone number)
August 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If anyone has a dog named “Pickles,” with an 18”-22” neck, that needs a new collar hmu.
(You also need to live in my house, and have my phone number)
(You also need to live in my house, and have my phone number)
She lives here now 😬
August 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
She lives here now 😬
You would fail your mortuary cosmetology course if the body looked like this.
August 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You would fail your mortuary cosmetology course if the body looked like this.
It’s Caturday; don’t forget your post-breakfast nap.
July 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It’s Caturday; don’t forget your post-breakfast nap.