General Counsel of Bird CHOAM
@outofbeta.bsky.social
Nerdy stuff and law. Pronouns: He/Him/His/What are you a cop?
A great alternative is a cattle prod
This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
November 23, 2023 at 8:49 PM
A great alternative is a cattle prod
My dog is cute y'all
October 30, 2023 at 4:30 PM
My dog is cute y'all
Regarding the current conflict, one trend I am seeing more of that is horrifying is people trying to justify attacking civilians by labeling them as anything from human shields, sympathizers, colonizers, etc.
October 25, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Regarding the current conflict, one trend I am seeing more of that is horrifying is people trying to justify attacking civilians by labeling them as anything from human shields, sympathizers, colonizers, etc.
The first kids named Khaleesi are 12 this year and I wanna know how it's going for them
October 16, 2023 at 6:17 AM
The first kids named Khaleesi are 12 this year and I wanna know how it's going for them
I respect this energy
thinking about the time my mom my mom ordered the wrong size screen protector and put it on her phone anyways
October 15, 2023 at 5:48 AM
I respect this energy
At this point I assume the phrase "skibidi toilet" is just a shibboleth for telling others you're hip with the youth
October 11, 2023 at 7:44 PM
At this point I assume the phrase "skibidi toilet" is just a shibboleth for telling others you're hip with the youth
I genuinely do not understand how someone could think this looks cool
October 11, 2023 at 7:41 PM
I genuinely do not understand how someone could think this looks cool
"We're not discriminating against black people...we're just discriminating against the party most black people are members of."
The Supreme Court will soon hear oral argument about whether the Constitution allows racial gerrymandering if you call it partisan gerrymandering
Brace yourself for tomorrow's racism rebrand discourse with my latest piece in Balls and Strikes
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alexa...
Brace yourself for tomorrow's racism rebrand discourse with my latest piece in Balls and Strikes
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alexa...
Republican Lawmakers Ask Republican Justices to Help Republicans Win Elections
A new voting rights case out of South Carolina gives the conservative supermajority a chance to give racial gerrymandering a rebrand.
ballsandstrikes.org
October 10, 2023 at 7:10 PM
"We're not discriminating against black people...we're just discriminating against the party most black people are members of."
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Preparing for tomorrow when Joe Biden tries to use 5G to steal my penis
October 3, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Preparing for tomorrow when Joe Biden tries to use 5G to steal my penis
Bold strategy Cotton
Trump, during a court break today, on Judge Engoron: "This is a judge that should be disbarred. This is a judge that should be out of office. This is a judge that some people say could be charged criminally for what he's doing. He’s interfering with an election."
October 2, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Bold strategy Cotton
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"And you think the person who [insert job OP considers menial/unskilled but still requires a human] deserves a thriving wage?"
Yes, for the millionth time. This isn't the dunk you think it is. If the job requires a human, that human deserves to thrive.
Yes, for the millionth time. This isn't the dunk you think it is. If the job requires a human, that human deserves to thrive.
October 2, 2023 at 6:04 AM
"And you think the person who [insert job OP considers menial/unskilled but still requires a human] deserves a thriving wage?"
Yes, for the millionth time. This isn't the dunk you think it is. If the job requires a human, that human deserves to thrive.
Yes, for the millionth time. This isn't the dunk you think it is. If the job requires a human, that human deserves to thrive.
The performative victimhood expert has logged in
September 15, 2023 at 6:17 PM
The performative victimhood expert has logged in
idk if this is a creative person thing or an ADHD thing or whatever, but it is true of me
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September 13, 2023 at 7:21 PM
idk if this is a creative person thing or an ADHD thing or whatever, but it is true of me
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That's not fair...many of them strongly believe in the version of the 2nd Amendment they've revised in their heads
The rest of the document, not so much.
The rest of the document, not so much.
“A very large portion of my party,” says Mitt Romney, “really doesn’t believe in the Constitution.”
What Mitt Romney Saw in the Senate
In an exclusive excerpt from my forthcoming biography of the senator, Romney: A Reckoning, he reveals what drove him to retire.
www.theatlantic.com
September 13, 2023 at 7:18 PM
That's not fair...many of them strongly believe in the version of the 2nd Amendment they've revised in their heads
The rest of the document, not so much.
The rest of the document, not so much.
Hello bird-site alternative!
September 13, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Hello bird-site alternative!