Nice try. Not falling for that one again.
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Nice try. Not falling for that one again.
For the benefit of the jury, could the individual who had sexual liaisons with Senator Sinema please make yourself known?
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 PM
For the benefit of the jury, could the individual who had sexual liaisons with Senator Sinema please make yourself known?
Just found out there is a Lemsip Honey Ginger and I can't believe we're not seeing Fentanyl meets OxyContin levels of addiction and abuse ravaging the British Isles. Just ordered 2 boxes online at highly inflated prices so I can get my hands on some. Not even ill.
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Just found out there is a Lemsip Honey Ginger and I can't believe we're not seeing Fentanyl meets OxyContin levels of addiction and abuse ravaging the British Isles. Just ordered 2 boxes online at highly inflated prices so I can get my hands on some. Not even ill.
NYT doing catty live streaming from Trump's speech ad Davos.
January 21, 2026 at 2:10 PM
NYT doing catty live streaming from Trump's speech ad Davos.
Good to see Sir Keir take a strong stance on something we can all get behind.
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Good to see Sir Keir take a strong stance on something we can all get behind.
This is why I cut all my bagels into mobius strips before toasting them.
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is why I cut all my bagels into mobius strips before toasting them.
Was trying to find the old James Acaster losing his GF to Rowan Atkinson bit and did a quick search to see who he was married to. Why are people so weird? Look at the results they're being served on google.
-What is Rowan Atkinson's IQ?
-Who has a 400 IQ?
-Does Matt Damon have a high IQ?
-What is Rowan Atkinson's IQ?
-Who has a 400 IQ?
-Does Matt Damon have a high IQ?
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Was trying to find the old James Acaster losing his GF to Rowan Atkinson bit and did a quick search to see who he was married to. Why are people so weird? Look at the results they're being served on google.
-What is Rowan Atkinson's IQ?
-Who has a 400 IQ?
-Does Matt Damon have a high IQ?
-What is Rowan Atkinson's IQ?
-Who has a 400 IQ?
-Does Matt Damon have a high IQ?
Come for the guys going into Dwarf mode, stay for the the interesting rabbit hole regarding depictions of female genitalia in medieval illustrations.
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Come for the guys going into Dwarf mode, stay for the the interesting rabbit hole regarding depictions of female genitalia in medieval illustrations.
I like the idea of Trump getting sick of Stephen Miller and slowly replacing him with images of Nikolai Yezhov.
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I like the idea of Trump getting sick of Stephen Miller and slowly replacing him with images of Nikolai Yezhov.
This image reminds me of the end of Being John Malkovich where everyone is a Malkovich and can only say the word 'Malkovich'.
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
This image reminds me of the end of Being John Malkovich where everyone is a Malkovich and can only say the word 'Malkovich'.
Good additional comments from John Winthrop on the case.
January 19, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Good additional comments from John Winthrop on the case.
Bovino is an evil POS but when you realise that he's shorter than Tom Cruise it's hard not to imagine that his mommy sewed him a special big boy coat so he could look like fascist Paddington bear.
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Bovino is an evil POS but when you realise that he's shorter than Tom Cruise it's hard not to imagine that his mommy sewed him a special big boy coat so he could look like fascist Paddington bear.
Decided not to post this last week but it keeps bouncing around and I booted up my old copy of power point to make it, so might as well.
January 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Decided not to post this last week but it keeps bouncing around and I booted up my old copy of power point to make it, so might as well.
When Stephen Miller decides to bite his cyanide capsule I hope he gets a Javier Bardem one and not a Göring one. But a Göring would be fine too.
January 18, 2026 at 11:21 AM
When Stephen Miller decides to bite his cyanide capsule I hope he gets a Javier Bardem one and not a Göring one. But a Göring would be fine too.
I'm sort of Quermian guy myself, but I know what you mean. Girl, let me hear you ululate.
January 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I'm sort of Quermian guy myself, but I know what you mean. Girl, let me hear you ululate.
I'm here to be anti-Semitic, make illegal sexual content, and chew bubble gum.
EU rulers have forbidden me from openly making illegal sexual content and I'm all out of bubble gum.
EU rulers have forbidden me from openly making illegal sexual content and I'm all out of bubble gum.
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I'm here to be anti-Semitic, make illegal sexual content, and chew bubble gum.
EU rulers have forbidden me from openly making illegal sexual content and I'm all out of bubble gum.
EU rulers have forbidden me from openly making illegal sexual content and I'm all out of bubble gum.
That being said, much like with Portugal and Salazar, I think we'd benefit from a Carnation Revolution.
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 PM
That being said, much like with Portugal and Salazar, I think we'd benefit from a Carnation Revolution.
Philip Morris taking out paid ads on LinkedIn saying together we can help prevent sales of tobacco to minors. We're all in this together.
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Philip Morris taking out paid ads on LinkedIn saying together we can help prevent sales of tobacco to minors. We're all in this together.
Glad they worked in a classic Starmerism.
Starmer voice:
'WaifuLolicon1488 has promised he will stop producing thousands of illegal images every hour. I welcome him and urge him to go further. Why not use your abilities to create more pro-Israel images, or maybe create nonconsensual IDs?'
Starmer voice:
'WaifuLolicon1488 has promised he will stop producing thousands of illegal images every hour. I welcome him and urge him to go further. Why not use your abilities to create more pro-Israel images, or maybe create nonconsensual IDs?'
January 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Glad they worked in a classic Starmerism.
Starmer voice:
'WaifuLolicon1488 has promised he will stop producing thousands of illegal images every hour. I welcome him and urge him to go further. Why not use your abilities to create more pro-Israel images, or maybe create nonconsensual IDs?'
Starmer voice:
'WaifuLolicon1488 has promised he will stop producing thousands of illegal images every hour. I welcome him and urge him to go further. Why not use your abilities to create more pro-Israel images, or maybe create nonconsensual IDs?'
The new remake of Army of Shadows that's set in Minnesota is going to be wild.
January 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
The new remake of Army of Shadows that's set in Minnesota is going to be wild.
Someone had to do a lot of prompt engineering to get Vance's cute lil dimply cheeks that taught and sculpted.
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Someone had to do a lot of prompt engineering to get Vance's cute lil dimply cheeks that taught and sculpted.