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Fell out of favour with heaven somewhere, here for the hell of it now.
Anne: Bell, Acton
Charlotte: Bell, Currer
Emily: Bell, Ellis
Branwell: Bell, End
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Once your kid's in school though you'll get every seasonal event - and requests for assistance with them - forced upon you; there'll be costumes, bake sales and rituals up the wazoo, so enjoy the peace while you can.
January 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Queen twice, Queen Mother, but in her final years she was Ælf on the Shelf.
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
....and a rat roasting at 180!
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Only a vague memory, must have been late 70s or early 80s? With an evil reindeer running around the school, eating pupils? I just remember the ending, where the lunch lady revealed the defeated and roasted reindeer as the Christmas dinner... completely glossing over how it's a cannibalism turducken.
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
But the street cum was fine?
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Lovely, and apt, Nutkin callback
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Trilobyte is quite an apt umbrella term for all the storage space you use for data you've scavenged over the years, won't delete, will keep paying for, but realistically will never utilise.
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Absolute earworm. I've been involuntarily singing this for hours.

Completely fucked me, and I'm not even a fysh.
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Yo-Yo. Yo-Yo, Yo-Yo. Yo-Yo, Yo-Yo. Yo-Yo, there's no limit.
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
All centaurs, all the time.
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Indisputably 'cunty as hell'
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Well that's just silly. A balanced diet should also include fruit (Chocolate Orange), variety of textures and shapes (Lunch Hoops), and protein (Eggathon, a minimum of annually).
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Oh, what bloody now?! You weren't including copywritten clips or material, there was discussion of academic book content but you weren't giving away full texts or anything.... unless Kent Uni objected to Olly basically giving away a postgraduate level course for free. How annoying and stressful.
a man in a basketball uniform says `` your art matters '' while standing in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man in a basketball uniform says `` your art matters '' while standing in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Give yourself an in memoriam tap on the cleavage with a pastry fork.
October 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Well that sucks.
a man and a woman are hugging each other in a park .
ALT: a man and a woman are hugging each other in a park .
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Outstanding selection. 7 is a magnificently quirky interpretation, 5 belongs in the Overacting Hall of Fame.
September 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Chapter 11 -
Scotia, Air Scotia, for you I'll do or die,
Dinnae fash yersel,
Dae it awfie well,
we're you're, ae, in the sky!!!
September 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
...and he was brutally press ganged into the Royal Navy of the Napoleonic Wars, to never be seen again. Apparently the actor didn't get those pages so was genuinely scared as he was dragged away. Episode was titled ‘I Do Like to Pee Beside the Seaside’.
August 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The producers were furious, so in the episode they had his character arrested for taking a piss within the sight of Edwardian ladies and hauled before a magistrate, where he was found guilty of moral depravity. Dramatically, another time hole then opened up... 3/4
August 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
... where the teachers had a lovely time singing. Kid was Anthony Rodgers, the writers hadn’t thought through he’d be Tony, which then became Todgers. The actor was really popular, cocky, and in an infamous interview in Look-in Magazine said he was getting a spinoff series called Todgers Out... 2/4
August 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The promenade song was in an episode, but only as a subplot. The 4th form went on a school trip to a port city, and while most played in arcades & threw chips at seagulls, Mr Talbot, Mrs Maynard & one of the kids, Tony, went down alleyways that were time holes and ended up in Edwardian times... 1/4
August 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
How about you repackage them into smaller jars or snack packs, and sell them on? Age-old business practice known as....

....wait for it, it's painful.....

....pickle-down economics.
August 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Hence the expression 'in a pickle'.
August 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM