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@oversizedaurmael.bsky.social

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 12h

absolutely adorable thing to read! thank you so much, very glad i make you feel twitchy 😘

OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 17h

🎵in 19th century Russia we write letters we write le- SKIP

OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 17h

all my bi and ace homies fuckin love a good show tune. bi/ace solidarity wins again 🤝

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 18h

then ill just keep skipping the songs halfway through

🎵theres a war going on out there somewhere,
And andre isnt h- SKIP

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 19h

today's tiny bullying comes in the form of making you listen to natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 on repeat

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 19h

im sure lexi can follow those instructions for me 🤭

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · Jun 30

🎧SOUND ON🎧

huge dicks need feeding a lot, and you and your friends are looking very tasty. become ball slop🖤

#sizesky #giant

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 23h

im not feeling well and i found a tanker truck of medicine and i ate it, but now im thinking it was actually full of petrol and i feel even more ill 🚛

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 12d

but i haven't moved hous- OHHHHHH

OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 12d

which one? 😎😎😎😎

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 12d

the screen protector looking up in horror with what it needs to contend with

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 12d

my id photo is just my bulge.

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 12d

"gosh". don't need my contacts to be working to know who THAT is 😉

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 12d

the only reason ive not made more of those balsa wood house videos, is because they take 3-4 hours to build, and just 1 second to destroy

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 13d

new phone who dis?

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 17d

quinn has unleashed some ancient tv freezing curse with this post. mine has never frozen in the year and a half I've had it, saw this post this morning, then 30 minutes later it freezes for the first time wtf dude

OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 19d

happy birthday lee 🎉🎉 im bringing you a birthday cake the size of a house later

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 20d

that's fair honestly

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 20d

this just made me realise that since i crush tiny dudes with my cock and balls and make money doing it, im perfectly valid in using "ill grind his bones to make my bread" 💸

Manny-ster (s)Mash 🦇🎃 (They/Him) @minmassmanny.bsky.social · 20d

Now imagine what it would have done to my bones lol

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 20d

from now on all my videos will be uploaded in 144p nokia camera grade quality 👌

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 20d

sounds like a lotta work. im just gonna drag the screen along the corner of my table and hope it squeezes most of you off

OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 20d

where's that "he's already dead" simpons meme?

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 20d

ye the impact also cracked my desk in half and blew out all my windows so i gotta replace those too

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 20d

tried calling about warranty and told em what happened. they hung up on me for some reason

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OversizedAurmael @oversizedaurmael.bsky.social · 20d

ye a bunch of stuff has been wrong with this phone for a while. if you look closely at some of my recent stuff, the corners are weirdly blurry from where the screen has cracked across the front facing cameras

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