OwenGetsBored
@owengetsbored.bsky.social
unwanted unconventional wisdom
Stay stay stay is the best Taylor Swift song
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Stay stay stay is the best Taylor Swift song
If you make more than one special request for your coffee the barista should be allowed to taze you. If you make more than 3 they should shoot to k*ll
August 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you make more than one special request for your coffee the barista should be allowed to taze you. If you make more than 3 they should shoot to k*ll
Sometimes I do be sitting in a lawn chair looking at the sky
July 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sometimes I do be sitting in a lawn chair looking at the sky
I wish I was as passionate as an Italian man yelling about the temporary location of some gravel that's about to be shovelled into his van
June 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I wish I was as passionate as an Italian man yelling about the temporary location of some gravel that's about to be shovelled into his van
I see clouds like every day but it only rains once every couple weeks. WHERE DOES ALL THAT WATER GO???
June 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I see clouds like every day but it only rains once every couple weeks. WHERE DOES ALL THAT WATER GO???
X-ray in Minecraft is crazy. People need to learn to work hard. 😤
June 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
X-ray in Minecraft is crazy. People need to learn to work hard. 😤
I like clouds because they allow you to stare directly at the sun
June 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I like clouds because they allow you to stare directly at the sun
I know with all my heart that supercycles are bad. But I want one
June 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I know with all my heart that supercycles are bad. But I want one
I would like to see bird feeders for humans. Like little boxes everywhere that just have some e yummy yummy food in it for free. All the time. Wouldn't that be nice
June 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I would like to see bird feeders for humans. Like little boxes everywhere that just have some e yummy yummy food in it for free. All the time. Wouldn't that be nice
If you undo the clasps when untangling your mother's necklaces you don't have a good work ethic and that has to change
June 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you undo the clasps when untangling your mother's necklaces you don't have a good work ethic and that has to change
Power lines are great ziplines. But they've got too many stops
June 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Power lines are great ziplines. But they've got too many stops
Knowledge bomb incoming: the empire state building has been 1 and a million toilets
June 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Knowledge bomb incoming: the empire state building has been 1 and a million toilets
Manure is fun to say but significantly less fun to eat
June 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Manure is fun to say but significantly less fun to eat
The DSM 6 better have the munchies listed in it. I don't even smoke but I have empathy
June 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The DSM 6 better have the munchies listed in it. I don't even smoke but I have empathy
Daydreaming about grain logistics
June 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Daydreaming about grain logistics
There's two ways to make free stuff better. One is to give me more and the other is to include negative side effects for my mortal enemies
June 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
There's two ways to make free stuff better. One is to give me more and the other is to include negative side effects for my mortal enemies
My eyes roll backwards when I brush my teeth so today I was told to go stand in the corner
June 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My eyes roll backwards when I brush my teeth so today I was told to go stand in the corner
Real ones know that you play a guitar with 8 fingers and 1 toe
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Real ones know that you play a guitar with 8 fingers and 1 toe
The *'s in f*** are actually ᵇᵒᵒ
June 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The *'s in f*** are actually ᵇᵒᵒ
There are really people that go to the grocery store and at least look in every section
June 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
There are really people that go to the grocery store and at least look in every section
I mow the front yard up and down and the backyard side to side (no innuendo)
June 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I mow the front yard up and down and the backyard side to side (no innuendo)
My two biggest pet peeves are when people correct my grammar and when other people don't use the correct grammar. Runner up is really loud high pitched sounds.
June 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My two biggest pet peeves are when people correct my grammar and when other people don't use the correct grammar. Runner up is really loud high pitched sounds.
Daydreaming about grocery store logistics
June 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Daydreaming about grocery store logistics
Today I learned that all ten fingers are important. I don't know what they all do but I watched a guy lose one and he seemed upset.
June 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Today I learned that all ten fingers are important. I don't know what they all do but I watched a guy lose one and he seemed upset.
I'm new. Did I get it right?
June 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm new. Did I get it right?