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Detroit owen
@owennnnolannnn.bsky.social
· Mar 19
I be changing the thermostat
I'm anti-calling them films
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm anti-calling them films
Tired as shit from standing
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tired as shit from standing
Forgetful me, I have a real journal now that the interweb can't see you can find me over there
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Forgetful me, I have a real journal now that the interweb can't see you can find me over there
The weight doesn't hit you until you're out
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The weight doesn't hit you until you're out
I feel my old friend Weighing MyOptions approaching and I've never been more scared
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I feel my old friend Weighing MyOptions approaching and I've never been more scared
When you sell your soul to an exam just to get a 72%
December 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
When you sell your soul to an exam just to get a 72%
He doesn't know Mike Sherm
December 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He doesn't know Mike Sherm
This game is really important to me and I care about winning it today
December 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This game is really important to me and I care about winning it today
Karate chop your side ting challenge
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Karate chop your side ting challenge
Jordan love does unfortunately have a lot more swag than Bo nix but he not better at football
December 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Jordan love does unfortunately have a lot more swag than Bo nix but he not better at football
Tony Romo commentates in an existentially hopeless tone
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tony Romo commentates in an existentially hopeless tone
AI is the new space race
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
AI is the new space race
This Jell-O you'll eat in an old folks home while you're losing your mind
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This Jell-O you'll eat in an old folks home while you're losing your mind
Prolific output
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Prolific output
Rendered a bitch
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Rendered a bitch
I'm 22 years old in Geography 100
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm 22 years old in Geography 100
Worst Morning of the Year
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Worst Morning of the Year
SpongeBob in SpongeBob was a remarkable acting performance
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
SpongeBob in SpongeBob was a remarkable acting performance
We need to stop him from being so lit
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
We need to stop him from being so lit
When the producer makes it unlistenable
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When the producer makes it unlistenable
Keep scrollin' Catholics
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Keep scrollin' Catholics
Me at the Chet Baker theme park
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me at the Chet Baker theme park
Me and my girls have been absolutely obsessed with your shorts recently. We just can't get enough
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Me and my girls have been absolutely obsessed with your shorts recently. We just can't get enough