Ballass McGillicuddy
@owistubbedmytoe.bsky.social
She king on my gizzard til I lizard wizard
(Everything I post is satire)
^^lets see if that keeps me from getting a knock at the door
(Everything I post is satire)
^^lets see if that keeps me from getting a knock at the door
I hope all of these fools know they are below me in all aspects. I speak Chinese better than they can say their own mother’s name. I know Hanzi better than they know the lines of their palms.
(This is a joke I am not good at Chinese I just need to share my top spot so I feel accomplished)
(This is a joke I am not good at Chinese I just need to share my top spot so I feel accomplished)
June 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I hope all of these fools know they are below me in all aspects. I speak Chinese better than they can say their own mother’s name. I know Hanzi better than they know the lines of their palms.
(This is a joke I am not good at Chinese I just need to share my top spot so I feel accomplished)
(This is a joke I am not good at Chinese I just need to share my top spot so I feel accomplished)
NOO I DONT WANNA DO HANZI PRACTICE DONT MAKE ME PLEASE GOD
June 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
NOO I DONT WANNA DO HANZI PRACTICE DONT MAKE ME PLEASE GOD
The US Government in 4 Months:
Nothing Happened in Times Square on June 15th!
Nothing Happened in Times Square on June 15th!
June 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The US Government in 4 Months:
Nothing Happened in Times Square on June 15th!
Nothing Happened in Times Square on June 15th!
Call me the ASPCA the way I’m bout to house a couple dogs
May 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Call me the ASPCA the way I’m bout to house a couple dogs
Pretty crazy how the line of succession is ALL republicans. And the one “not republican” is Mr. Brain Worm Eugenics
April 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Pretty crazy how the line of succession is ALL republicans. And the one “not republican” is Mr. Brain Worm Eugenics
You mean to tell me, that if I didn’t have insurance, a 30 minute trip to the doctor would have cost me almost a grand?
Who’s CVS’s CEO?
Who’s CVS’s CEO?
March 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You mean to tell me, that if I didn’t have insurance, a 30 minute trip to the doctor would have cost me almost a grand?
Who’s CVS’s CEO?
Who’s CVS’s CEO?
Out Saint Paddy’s day pub crawling. Saw that monkey. Life’s good.
March 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Out Saint Paddy’s day pub crawling. Saw that monkey. Life’s good.
Monkey spotted while bar crawling
March 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Monkey spotted while bar crawling
Payday! Which means I get get a nicer pack of cigarettes than those damn LD Menthol shorts!
Turkish Royals my beloved
Turkish Royals my beloved
March 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Payday! Which means I get get a nicer pack of cigarettes than those damn LD Menthol shorts!
Turkish Royals my beloved
Turkish Royals my beloved
Shout out to the coolest gift I’ve ever gotten. The wearable pipboy is my most prized possession.
March 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Shout out to the coolest gift I’ve ever gotten. The wearable pipboy is my most prized possession.
This is the lords political compass.
March 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is the lords political compass.
Threads is such a hellscape.
Big brain boy discovers… *checks notes* horseshoe theory.
Big brain boy discovers… *checks notes* horseshoe theory.
March 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Threads is such a hellscape.
Big brain boy discovers… *checks notes* horseshoe theory.
Big brain boy discovers… *checks notes* horseshoe theory.
They should invest in creating something to even rival this combo
March 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
They should invest in creating something to even rival this combo
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Comically evil shit happening in congress. They screamed in support of him for minutes but removed someone who booed.
Lotta fascist rhetoric. Big brother ass ticker tape at the bottom with ominous messages.
Lotta fascist rhetoric. Big brother ass ticker tape at the bottom with ominous messages.
March 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Comically evil shit happening in congress. They screamed in support of him for minutes but removed someone who booed.
Lotta fascist rhetoric. Big brother ass ticker tape at the bottom with ominous messages.
Lotta fascist rhetoric. Big brother ass ticker tape at the bottom with ominous messages.
It’s the fucking Palpatine speech
My girl made me watch this shit and I have my head in my hands
My girl made me watch this shit and I have my head in my hands
March 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It’s the fucking Palpatine speech
My girl made me watch this shit and I have my head in my hands
My girl made me watch this shit and I have my head in my hands
Hey gang, you wanna talk about eating the rich. We’re gonna get fucked over to benefit 0.3% of people (who don’t even need it)
Doesn’t that piss you off? Don’t you hope that someone does something to the people who are doing this?
Doesn’t that piss you off? Don’t you hope that someone does something to the people who are doing this?
March 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hey gang, you wanna talk about eating the rich. We’re gonna get fucked over to benefit 0.3% of people (who don’t even need it)
Doesn’t that piss you off? Don’t you hope that someone does something to the people who are doing this?
Doesn’t that piss you off? Don’t you hope that someone does something to the people who are doing this?
Hey gang reminder, what the #republican party is doing is #fascism. They’re going to strip the #rights off of the most vulnerable people ( #trans folk, and #undocumented folk) and work their way to you.
If you’ve ever asked yourself what you would do in 1936 #Germany, you’re doing it right now.
If you’ve ever asked yourself what you would do in 1936 #Germany, you’re doing it right now.
March 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hey gang reminder, what the #republican party is doing is #fascism. They’re going to strip the #rights off of the most vulnerable people ( #trans folk, and #undocumented folk) and work their way to you.
If you’ve ever asked yourself what you would do in 1936 #Germany, you’re doing it right now.
If you’ve ever asked yourself what you would do in 1936 #Germany, you’re doing it right now.
Bill Gates. When I find you.
February 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Bill Gates. When I find you.
February 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Fuck you Apple Music how dare you do this shit to me?
My chances of killing myself have tripled from this one message
My chances of killing myself have tripled from this one message
February 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Fuck you Apple Music how dare you do this shit to me?
My chances of killing myself have tripled from this one message
My chances of killing myself have tripled from this one message
But this? This has gotta stop. Say what it is. I understand that Trump is bad and acts as the strong man figure head for the GOP and the right in the country. But we’re shouldn’t try to oppose him cause we don’t like Trump. We should oppose the entire GOP and right because we should oppose fascism.
February 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
But this? This has gotta stop. Say what it is. I understand that Trump is bad and acts as the strong man figure head for the GOP and the right in the country. But we’re shouldn’t try to oppose him cause we don’t like Trump. We should oppose the entire GOP and right because we should oppose fascism.
These taco bell bowls may look like poop from a butt but they’re pretty damn good
February 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
These taco bell bowls may look like poop from a butt but they’re pretty damn good