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Hootins
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easy sona sex joke achieved 🦉
my reward is socks right
i know the pfp isn’t an owl. I’ll get to it I promise.
yeah wheh sorry you got hackedddd it sucks
August 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Or a party brushing off the idea that gnolls could be any threat with "how dumb they are," only for them to end up MUCH larger and smellier, snorting the pits and balls of the gnoll minions in the dungeon (or maybe even the gnoll KING at the end of the dungeon), their former equipment tossed aside.
August 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Ughhhh. Noble paladins or warriors or an entire party getting turned into ball-huffing, swirly-eyed kobolds is so hot.

Bonus points if it's a party of dragons, them noting how the kobolds would be more likely to get on their knees and beg to serve them than be able to do any damage to them.
August 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM