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Owlie01 @owlie01.bsky.social · Oct 21
Hello! I’m Owlie.

Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part of you that cringes.

Meet Creature! They are a hybrid between my favorite animals: Pootoo Bird, Owl, Jellyfish.

🦉Art of Creature! 🪼
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过往的合集
#jhin
#LeagueOfLegends
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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tigers
December 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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The Visionary and the Virtuoso #JhinHwei #Jhin #Hwei
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Mission Accomplished. I got my toxic #jhinhwei in a yummy format. xD
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Masterful Gambit Sir #hwei #leagueoflegends
November 25, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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Something neat: instruction booklets for my mom’s first mobile phone. My sister was sick all the time as a child, so she got the phone so doctors could get ahold of her easier. #vintage
November 21, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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ALL DONE. DARTH VADER CLOCK ACQUIRED.
October 25, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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PRAY FOR ME TO TRIM A PERFECT CIRCLE ‼️‼️🙏🏼
October 24, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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Been thinking about things you couldn’t do if A Quiet Place was real:
Things you couldn’t do if A Quiet Place was real: 🤫 🧊Ice Cubes in a Cup 🍹Can’t stir a straw in an iced drink 😭Enjoy an ice cold Dr. Pepper. - Cracking open the can - Putting ice in a glass - Pour the Dr. Pepper im - Stirring it around and drinking with a cold metal straw 🍔 Grilling or loud sizzling ❌ kitchenware and utensils becomes more complicated- you would have to switch to wood and silicone utensils, but you would have to be careful of the noises that contact makes ❌ Fart 💨 ❌ Shit really loudly 🚽 😱 you couldn’t get jump scared ever ❌ Dads couldn’t make dad noises (grunting, snorting, groaning, snoring, burping) 💀 Snorers / Sleep Talkers / Sleep Apnea 💀 ❓ What if you had Tourette’s Syndrome and had a verbal tic? Quiet Sex Only 🥤🍾 Opening a Carbonated Beverage would be pretty dangerous ❓Would the sound of peeing be covered up like the sound of the waterfall or do you also have to try to pee quietly? 🙊 The rest of your life is a try not to laugh challenge 🫀 are human heartbeats too quiet for the creatures to react to? This seems to imply a racing human heartbeat is not loud enough to alert the creature ❓ how do the creatures react to buzzing, hives, such as bees or wasps or hornets? 💔 no more tattoo guns or sewing machines 🌻 you couldn’t chew on sunflower seeds or nuts, generally any really crunchy foods 🌮 no more tacos 😩 ⌨️ RIP to clicky clacky Keyboard owners - ⌨️ Imagine being a custom keyboard fan, and you just spent the last two years finding the perfect keyboard with the perfect clicky keys. What do you do at that point? Kill yourself? 🧱 can’t dig through a bucket of Legos 🎮 if you still play video games, you can’t gamer rage coughing after taking a hit 🔑 I’m so sorry keychain girlies 🐕 Huskies. ❓ Velcro? 🏃‍♂️Exercise on a treadmill 🍗What about eating fried chicken and then licking and sucking the grease off your fingers 🪀 Popping Fidget Toys 🫧 ❓ how do the death angels react to a dog whistle? 🔑 Fans of jingling keys 💀 🥬 celery enjoyers 🗣️ You can’t talk about your special interests anymore 😭 🚗 No more listening to music in the car with the bass turned up 🙊 Saying swears when you feel pain 🐈‍⬛ Pro: You can’t get catcalled anymore 🎼 No More Musicals ❌ 📚No more read aloud with children 💀🪽 Death Angels are just overstimulated :( 🤮Vomiting has to be done quiet 💊 Carrying around a pill case would be very dangerous. it rattles and you have to keep the sound muffled. 🎲 Dice Goblins can no longer Dice Goblin 📢 Do metal legs make more house? 🦽 Using a Walker / Wheelchair RIP to the Following Sports: 🏀 Basketball ⚾️ Baseball 🏒 Hockey 🏓 Ping Pong 🎱 Billards 🏈 Football 🏋🏽‍♀️ Weightlifting 🚴🏽‍♂️ Cycling
October 22, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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This is what they mean by adult toys
(I LOVE MY UPHOLSTERY CLEANER!!)
October 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
owlie01.bsky.social
Hello! I’m Owlie.

Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part of you that cringes.

Meet Creature! They are a hybrid between my favorite animals: Pootoo Bird, Owl, Jellyfish.

🦉Art of Creature! 🪼
October 21, 2024 at 10:42 PM