Owlan
@owlsarealright.bsky.social
Occasional streamer, aspiring artist, some have described me as fitness influencer who really gets people into shape, if that shape is round.
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
I was listening to the #shortrest for #naddpod 's most recent curse of strahd x #trinyvale campaign and if Jens is in his minmax era has anyone told Murph that 2024 dnd has a College of Dance bard thats basically a slap fighter? God I would love to see that.
August 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I was listening to the #shortrest for #naddpod 's most recent curse of strahd x #trinyvale campaign and if Jens is in his minmax era has anyone told Murph that 2024 dnd has a College of Dance bard thats basically a slap fighter? God I would love to see that.
A lot of my job is giving advice specifically to be ingored
June 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A lot of my job is giving advice specifically to be ingored
Wtf when did 16 people follow me on here. Hi yall
June 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Wtf when did 16 people follow me on here. Hi yall
@naddpod.bsky.social
This is just throwing this out there but if Onyx is turning into GOO, thats an acronym for Great Old One...
And what is a phone if not an eldritch horror.
#naddpod #trinyvale
This is just throwing this out there but if Onyx is turning into GOO, thats an acronym for Great Old One...
And what is a phone if not an eldritch horror.
#naddpod #trinyvale
June 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
@naddpod.bsky.social
This is just throwing this out there but if Onyx is turning into GOO, thats an acronym for Great Old One...
And what is a phone if not an eldritch horror.
#naddpod #trinyvale
This is just throwing this out there but if Onyx is turning into GOO, thats an acronym for Great Old One...
And what is a phone if not an eldritch horror.
#naddpod #trinyvale
The LGBT community has does irreperable damage to itself by falling under the perception that we are broadly smart, cultured and interesting
We are not, we are just like everyone else. We are boring and basic dumb bitches
We are not, we are just like everyone else. We are boring and basic dumb bitches
March 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The LGBT community has does irreperable damage to itself by falling under the perception that we are broadly smart, cultured and interesting
We are not, we are just like everyone else. We are boring and basic dumb bitches
We are not, we are just like everyone else. We are boring and basic dumb bitches
March 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Guys let's not kinkshame the world is actually perfect right now for masochists who love licking boots
February 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Guys let's not kinkshame the world is actually perfect right now for masochists who love licking boots
Unfortunately it's physically impossible to read something your friend recommended to you
February 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Unfortunately it's physically impossible to read something your friend recommended to you
The reasonable person standard is predicated on the fact that the majority of legal professionals have no concept of what a reasonable person looks like.
February 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The reasonable person standard is predicated on the fact that the majority of legal professionals have no concept of what a reasonable person looks like.
Lettering is a skill that absolutely fucking sucks to learn and yet apparently I'm determined to learn it because I'm a stupid piece of shit
February 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Lettering is a skill that absolutely fucking sucks to learn and yet apparently I'm determined to learn it because I'm a stupid piece of shit
i am so sick of hearing that capitalism spurs innovation when it is demonstrably the opposite in virtually every spectrum of creation
February 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i am so sick of hearing that capitalism spurs innovation when it is demonstrably the opposite in virtually every spectrum of creation
"He has kind eyes" a straight woman in your life describing a man who could not more obviously be a serial killer
February 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"He has kind eyes" a straight woman in your life describing a man who could not more obviously be a serial killer
The weirdest target ad I keep getting is for a dating service that matches German men with Asian women.
February 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The weirdest target ad I keep getting is for a dating service that matches German men with Asian women.
Conservatives in my area are so supportive and sympathetic about autism when you're a billionaire
But if I want to talk about dinosaurs for four hours it's a problem
Bullshit
But if I want to talk about dinosaurs for four hours it's a problem
Bullshit
February 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Conservatives in my area are so supportive and sympathetic about autism when you're a billionaire
But if I want to talk about dinosaurs for four hours it's a problem
Bullshit
But if I want to talk about dinosaurs for four hours it's a problem
Bullshit
My least favorite thing about myself professionally:
I possess the ability to immediately learn highly technical skills
Rivaled only by my ability to immediately forget those skills
I possess the ability to immediately learn highly technical skills
Rivaled only by my ability to immediately forget those skills
February 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My least favorite thing about myself professionally:
I possess the ability to immediately learn highly technical skills
Rivaled only by my ability to immediately forget those skills
I possess the ability to immediately learn highly technical skills
Rivaled only by my ability to immediately forget those skills
Humans only survived the Ice Age because of empathy and cohesion.
Yes we are a violent wrathful species.
But we would he extinct if that was all we are.
Yes we are a violent wrathful species.
But we would he extinct if that was all we are.
February 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Humans only survived the Ice Age because of empathy and cohesion.
Yes we are a violent wrathful species.
But we would he extinct if that was all we are.
Yes we are a violent wrathful species.
But we would he extinct if that was all we are.
Charity is supposed to be for bringing support and attention to niche issues, not a replacement for every structural aspect of societal cohesion
February 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Charity is supposed to be for bringing support and attention to niche issues, not a replacement for every structural aspect of societal cohesion
Truly the end goal of the cuckolding fetish, just sitting there silently while another man fucks your nation
February 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Truly the end goal of the cuckolding fetish, just sitting there silently while another man fucks your nation
My least favorite thing about republican posturing is campaigning on governmental excess and bloat.
Bitch youre the government. Youve been in office for like 10 years.
Bitch youre the government. Youve been in office for like 10 years.
February 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My least favorite thing about republican posturing is campaigning on governmental excess and bloat.
Bitch youre the government. Youve been in office for like 10 years.
Bitch youre the government. Youve been in office for like 10 years.
Does anyone want to draw illustrations for my light novel?
Its called Pizzakai: A Deliveryboy and His Moped in Another World.
(jk Im going to do it myself)
Its called Pizzakai: A Deliveryboy and His Moped in Another World.
(jk Im going to do it myself)
February 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Does anyone want to draw illustrations for my light novel?
Its called Pizzakai: A Deliveryboy and His Moped in Another World.
(jk Im going to do it myself)
Its called Pizzakai: A Deliveryboy and His Moped in Another World.
(jk Im going to do it myself)
Well the only thing keeping me sane, my regular dnd group, just blew up so im probably going to be babbling incoherently from under a swamp bridge soon.
February 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Well the only thing keeping me sane, my regular dnd group, just blew up so im probably going to be babbling incoherently from under a swamp bridge soon.
The "looks like spring is here" people have activated so I'm absolutely feral with rage season has begun
January 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The "looks like spring is here" people have activated so I'm absolutely feral with rage season has begun
