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Canadian eh. The flat part.
Walks under ladders.
Runs with scissors.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t eat meatloaf naked.
Walks under ladders.
Runs with scissors.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t eat meatloaf naked.
We can serve you the good poutine they keep in the back.
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
We can serve you the good poutine they keep in the back.
Some northern states are honorary Canadians.
I know I used to visit.
I know I used to visit.
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Some northern states are honorary Canadians.
I know I used to visit.
I know I used to visit.
And in Canada it goes past cold to Fricken Freezing.
Obligatory sorry.
Obligatory sorry.
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And in Canada it goes past cold to Fricken Freezing.
Obligatory sorry.
Obligatory sorry.
I trust people who put milk then cereal in the bowl 16% more than Trump.
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I trust people who put milk then cereal in the bowl 16% more than Trump.
But those people with black boxes for heads should be easy to find.
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
But those people with black boxes for heads should be easy to find.
Hawaian pizza was invented in Canada.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hawaian pizza was invented in Canada.
How long until the official armbands are issued?
Maybe some service members can get a yellow star.
Just to make sure the mess hall gives them their kosher meal of course.
Maybe some service members can get a yellow star.
Just to make sure the mess hall gives them their kosher meal of course.
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
How long until the official armbands are issued?
Maybe some service members can get a yellow star.
Just to make sure the mess hall gives them their kosher meal of course.
Maybe some service members can get a yellow star.
Just to make sure the mess hall gives them their kosher meal of course.
How long until the official armbands are issued?
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
How long until the official armbands are issued?
How long until the official armbands are issued?
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How long until the official armbands are issued?
FBI informant.
Code name.
Deep throat.
Code name.
Deep throat.
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
FBI informant.
Code name.
Deep throat.
Code name.
Deep throat.
Full confession and naming names is his only way forward.
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Full confession and naming names is his only way forward.
Me heading to the couch at thanksgiving.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Me heading to the couch at thanksgiving.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Is she mad about Trump blowing?
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Is she mad about Trump blowing?
Technically correct.
Which is the best kind of correct.
Hitting with a hammer will work at least once.
Which is the best kind of correct.
Hitting with a hammer will work at least once.
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Technically correct.
Which is the best kind of correct.
Hitting with a hammer will work at least once.
Which is the best kind of correct.
Hitting with a hammer will work at least once.
Trump is going to sue her for copyright infringement.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Trump is going to sue her for copyright infringement.
Trump was deep throat.
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump was deep throat.
Was that “wow, funny “ or
“Wow, got your pepper spray ready” ?
“Wow, got your pepper spray ready” ?
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Was that “wow, funny “ or
“Wow, got your pepper spray ready” ?
“Wow, got your pepper spray ready” ?