you have been killing it lately w/ these sketches of him like!!!!!! I need to put him in my mouth he's SO cute

-he DOES get stressed from looking after all of them sometimes, which is where lorenzo comes in (and ofc anyone else who isn't regressed atm)

it should also go without saying that all of them are still obsessed with soccer. no such thing as little league they're out for BLOOD

single father of 6 (does not regress)
-adopted one kid and oops here comes 5 more!!
-right before mick had died, he started to daydream about starting a family. its far from what he envisioned all those years ago, but he couldn't be happier
-very routine-oriented (makes it easier to wrangle em all)

-when regressed: oddly subdued compared to adult lorenzo. also naturally falls into a "big brother" role with the kids
-sn*ffy's other favorite child + daddy's boy. he may as well be his shadow
-likes to give himself + the other kids "tattoos" which are just marker drawings on skin
-no diapers!

chill oldest brother + the fun caregiver (8-11 when regressed)
-doesn't regress nearly as often as the rest of ubers. he acts as a supporting cg with sn*ffy
-wayyy less strict about rules. sneaks the babies some sweets before dinner and lets them stay up past bedtime

-if lorenzo isn't regressed, he feels more inclined to take on a mentor/big brother role. if lorenzo is regressed, he becomes a lot more bratty
-no diapers!

obnoxious older brother (5-9)
-LOVES teasing his baby sibs. some of them take it better than others
-despite his boyish interests + nature, his favorite plushie is a little pink chick that he always sleeps with
-picky eater. the buttered noodles and chicken nuggets kid

glam extraordinaire (4-6)
-makes 1000000 kandi bracelets for himself and the other kids
-"dad watch this" (strikes a pose) ⬅️ this happens every 10 minutes on average
-has a bunch of those doll styling heads
-pullups at night only
-im sorry *ryu I love you but I just don't have a lot for you

-he's suuuuch a daddy's boy. clinging to him and asking to play soccer with him all the time. sn*ffy pretends like he doesn't pick favorites but its him. its b*rou
-still just as annoyingly bossy sometimes
-no diapers, if he has an accident it genuinely ruins his day bc of the uncleanliness

spoiled prince (2-5)
-stone-faced. doesn't cry or laugh but he will always get mad at oliver's teasing + lorenzo's messiness
-hardly ever plays w/ anyone else but thats ok because he has his nature books + documentaries and the tried-and-true "lining up every toy in the house into neat little rows"

rowdy toddler (2-4)
-besties w/ oliver
-very giggly and smiley BUT is also sensitive and will cry at the drop of a hat
-has a swan plushie that he takes everywhere
-that one little kid belting out songs from disney movies in the middle of the store
-pullups w/ diapers at night

baby of the group (0-2)
-gets his bangs pinned with a cute clip so he can see with his big wet eyes (and also look adorable)
-unfortunately an ipad baby </3 if you take away the kiddie tablet before he's decided he's finished with cartoons there WILL be a meltdown
-diapers only

couldn't possibly tell you why I got so obsessed with the series suddenly (watched the 1st season last year, watched the 2nd one a couple weeks ago) but this is what my brain decided I would fixate on!! im just here for the ride I suppose

-pretty decent!! been drawing a bit more and hanging out w/ friends lately :] went to the barcade last weekend

-my gf has got me watching videos on like scary cave diving incidents recently

-AHHHH B*ROU....my love....honestly im just into bllk overall rn but he's my fave far and away :3 + ubers...

you don't need AI to gaslight you into being a baby.....I'm right here.......

never mind it turns out he doesn't need it!

I have a feeling I know who's gonna be more popular but I'm curious