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The beet is the most intense of vegetables. The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire of the radish is a cold fire, the fire of discontent not of passion. Tomatoes are lusty enough, yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of frivolity. Beets are deadly serious.
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The beet is the most intense of vegetables. The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire of the radish is a cold fire, the fire of discontent not of passion. Tomatoes are lusty enough, yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of frivolity. Beets are deadly serious.
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.
January 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.
If you look west with the right kind of eyes, you can almost see the high-water mark. The place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
If you look west with the right kind of eyes, you can almost see the high-water mark. The place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
Muppets have forward facing eyes which means they were predators at one time.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Muppets have forward facing eyes which means they were predators at one time.
Some people want to feel right more than they want to be right.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Some people want to feel right more than they want to be right.
¡Viva Enshittificacion!
September 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
¡Viva Enshittificacion!
They are the hypocrites Jesus warned you about.
September 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
They are the hypocrites Jesus warned you about.
People on top look down and all they see is shit, people below look up and only see assholes.
September 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
People on top look down and all they see is shit, people below look up and only see assholes.
So tariffs are going to be refunded to the companies but not the consumers, so just a scam on the customers orchestrated by the president.
September 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So tariffs are going to be refunded to the companies but not the consumers, so just a scam on the customers orchestrated by the president.
If Trump dies, Obama should wear his tan suit to the funeral.
September 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If Trump dies, Obama should wear his tan suit to the funeral.
DISCO STU DOESNT ADVERTISE
August 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
DISCO STU DOESNT ADVERTISE
Born too late to be a pioneer. Born too early to explore the universe. Born just on time to witness the downfall of human civilization.
July 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Born too late to be a pioneer. Born too early to explore the universe. Born just on time to witness the downfall of human civilization.
The only reaching across the aisle these days is to throw a punch.
July 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The only reaching across the aisle these days is to throw a punch.
It's comforting to me to know that no matter how old we Gen X'ers get, we will always smell like teen spirit!
July 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's comforting to me to know that no matter how old we Gen X'ers get, we will always smell like teen spirit!
You having an ejection seat is something that no one would expect.
July 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You having an ejection seat is something that no one would expect.
Most of us don't get to determine the ends of what we do in our lives, but the Prince of Darkness at least got to negotiate.
July 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Most of us don't get to determine the ends of what we do in our lives, but the Prince of Darkness at least got to negotiate.
one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
June 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
Born too early to fight in the Middle East, born too late to fight in the Middle East, born just in time to fight in the Middle East.
June 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Born too early to fight in the Middle East, born too late to fight in the Middle East, born just in time to fight in the Middle East.
Fashion is so cyclical, we are back to reporters in gas masks.
June 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Fashion is so cyclical, we are back to reporters in gas masks.
I am pivoting here away from other socials. It's time.
May 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I am pivoting here away from other socials. It's time.
Now do bitcoin!
January 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Now do bitcoin!