Zeus Spirakis
@ozempictorch.bsky.social
CEO of Olympus,
King of Thunder, Professional Smiter ⚡️
King of Thunder, Professional Smiter ⚡️
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Zeus Spirakis
@ozempictorch.bsky.social
· Jan 29
Ruler of the skies, thrower of lightning, & part-time meddler in mortal drama.
When I’m not messin’ with the weather or dodgin’ Hera’s wrath, I’m chillin’ on Olympus, serving wisdom or mystical margaritas.
Bow before me (not that wig-wearin’, tiny-handed Titan of tantrums).
Or just follow. ⚡
When I’m not messin’ with the weather or dodgin’ Hera’s wrath, I’m chillin’ on Olympus, serving wisdom or mystical margaritas.
Bow before me (not that wig-wearin’, tiny-handed Titan of tantrums).
Or just follow. ⚡
Scheduling update from Me: rapture is now set for tomorrow. A few of you ascend. The rest inherit eternal progressive landslides, avocado toast without judgement, and Kimmel cracking jokes before midnight tomorrow night.
Everyone wins.
You are welcome.
Everyone wins.
You are welcome.
September 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Scheduling update from Me: rapture is now set for tomorrow. A few of you ascend. The rest inherit eternal progressive landslides, avocado toast without judgement, and Kimmel cracking jokes before midnight tomorrow night.
Everyone wins.
You are welcome.
Everyone wins.
You are welcome.
I am watching from the void. Waiting to make my presence known to the masses.
February 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I am watching from the void. Waiting to make my presence known to the masses.
Ruler of the skies, thrower of lightning, & part-time meddler in mortal drama.
When I’m not messin’ with the weather or dodgin’ Hera’s wrath, I’m chillin’ on Olympus, serving wisdom or mystical margaritas.
Bow before me (not that wig-wearin’, tiny-handed Titan of tantrums).
Or just follow. ⚡
When I’m not messin’ with the weather or dodgin’ Hera’s wrath, I’m chillin’ on Olympus, serving wisdom or mystical margaritas.
Bow before me (not that wig-wearin’, tiny-handed Titan of tantrums).
Or just follow. ⚡
January 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ruler of the skies, thrower of lightning, & part-time meddler in mortal drama.
When I’m not messin’ with the weather or dodgin’ Hera’s wrath, I’m chillin’ on Olympus, serving wisdom or mystical margaritas.
Bow before me (not that wig-wearin’, tiny-handed Titan of tantrums).
Or just follow. ⚡
When I’m not messin’ with the weather or dodgin’ Hera’s wrath, I’m chillin’ on Olympus, serving wisdom or mystical margaritas.
Bow before me (not that wig-wearin’, tiny-handed Titan of tantrums).
Or just follow. ⚡