Gaston is small town high school quarterback, who never had any success as an adult and never grew out of his "popular local hero" persona, and that's ok. He doesn't need fleshing out any more than that.

The 0% bugs absolutely sent me. Aside from all of the situational stuff, the Magic Defence stat did actual nothing...

Ah, that's unfortunate. I really thought it would work this time...

Underwear, socks (only if leaving the house), jeans, tshirt. Then, spend 20 minutes wondering where this sweater came from

Dude... this made me laugh so much. Of course it's a guy that doesn't know a Minecraft feature that's been in the game for nearly 7 years that accused you of cheating...

They had to go past them so many times. Genuinely can't believe there wasn't a red flag.

Yes, Jesse! Go get it!

This is GOLD!

A friend of mine had a snake that was a bit of an escapologist, too. They'd sometimes find him curled up behind a radiator for warmth. Worth a look, perhaps, if you haven't already?

I'd certainly be less surprised than I was hearing an ice cream van in north London last month...

If these are someone else's cookies, pretzel. If they're mine? Doesn't matter. There won't be any left anyway...

Once had the delivery guy from the Chinese ask if we'd been on holiday because we hadn't ordered in a while. We had...