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paalt.bsky.social
alt text adder
@paalt.bsky.social
adding image IDs in the replies of posts made by posters who couldn’t be bothered to add alt text themselves with a little bit of correcting shitty alt text for flavor

PFP ID: a shy, blushing yellow emoji face
He wasn't a child rapist, he was a nebbish scene fag, a charismatic hipster desperate for the kind of validation that only his powerful & important friends could provide.

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June 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
image ID: tweet from @aimeeterese:
Epstein was a polite dork with emotional arrested development who liked girls who were young and pleasant and wanted to be there.

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June 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
image ID, cont.: “…by depriving them of their dignity, safety, well-being, and opportunities. This page does not reflect biological reality and therefore the Administration and this Department rejects it.”

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February 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
image ID, cont.: “…from the immutable biological reality that there are two sexes, male and female. The Trump Administration rejects gender ideology and condemns the harms it causes to children, by promoting their chemical and surgical mutilation, and to women…
February 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
image ID: text highlighted in yellow that reads, “Per a court order, HHS is required to restore this website as of 11:59PM ET, February 14, 2025. Any information on this page promoting gender ideology is extremely inaccurate and disconnected…
February 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
image ID: two people standing outside in snow, each holding a cardboard sign with the text in all caps. the sign on the left reads, “immigrants didn’t steal my job, the president did!” the sign on the right reads, “they laid off my whole crew”

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February 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
thread for image ID/alt text can be found here:
image ID: a truth social post from donald j. trump/@realDonaldTrump that reads, “Think of it, a modestly successful comedian, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, talked the United States of America into spending $350 Billion Dollars, to go into a War that couldn't be won…
February 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
image ID, cont.: the quote post, from @caulimovirus.bsky.social, shows a screenshot of the headline on the NYT website that now reads, “person killed in new york was tortured for more than a month, police say,” captioned, “now it just says ‘person’”

in both posts, the images have alt text.

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February 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
image ID, cont.: the word “trans” is highlighted in red and crossed out, indicating the change. it has been captioned “change in headline.”
February 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
image ID: a quoted bluesky post. the quoted post is from @nytdiff.bsky.social, showing a changed new york times headline that reads, “trans man killed in new york was tortured for more than a month, police say”
February 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
image ID, cont.: “I love Ukraine, but Zelenskyy has done a terrible job, his Country is shattered, and MILLIONS have unnecessarily died - And so it continues.....”

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February 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
image ID, cont.: “In the meantime, we are successfully negotiating an end to the War with Russia, something all admit only ‘TRUMP,’ and the Trump Administration, can do. Biden never tried, Europe has failed to bring Peace, and Zelenskyy probably wants to keep the ‘gravy train’ going.
February 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
image ID, cont.: “He refuses to have Elections, is very low in Ukrainian Polls, and the only thing he was good at was playing Biden ‘like a fiddle.’ A Dictator without Elections, Zelenskyy better move fast or he is not going to have a Country left.
February 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
image ID, cont.: “Why didn't Sleepy Joe Biden demand Equalization, in that this War is far more important to Europe than it is to us — We have a big, beautiful Ocean as separation. On top of this, Zelenskyy admits that half of the money we sent him is ‘MISSING.’
February 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
image ID, cont.: “…that never had to start, but a War that he, without the U.S. and "TRUMP," will never be able to settle. The United States has spent $200 Billion Dollars more than Europe, and Europe's money is guaranteed, while the United States will get nothing back.
February 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
image ID: a truth social post from donald j. trump/@realDonaldTrump that reads, “Think of it, a modestly successful comedian, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, talked the United States of America into spending $350 Billion Dollars, to go into a War that couldn't be won…
February 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
feel free to copy and paste that one!
February 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
image ID, cont.: “What are your plans now? I'd love to chat. DMs are open or email me: [email protected] — Matt Yan”

the top reply, from user Specialist-Bird6349, reads, “What the fuck do you think?”

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February 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
image ID, cont.: the body text reads, “I'm a New York Times reporter working on a story about recently laid off federal workers who are now worried about paying rent or their mortgage. Are you concerned about paying rent or your mortgage?
February 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
image ID: a post from the subreddit fednews by user Antique_Photograph59 with the title “Laid off workers: Are you worried about paying rent or your mortgage?”
February 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
images ID: three separate images showing a black cyber truck with the words “fuck musk” in all caps in white spray paint across the entire driver’s side, each at a different angle

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February 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
image ID: the blue background with connectors from the cover art for the video game adaptation of “i have no mouth, and i must scream,” edited to say “i have no money and also i’m gay”

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February 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
image ID: a yolky slime from slime rancher in a blue, purple, and green-toned grassy meadow. there are yellow flowers in the bottom left corner of the foreground. the yolky slime looks like an egg fried sunny side up, with two black pinprick eyes near the bottom of the yellow yolk.

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February 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
image ID: a new york times guest essay opinion. the headline reads, “trump might have a case on birthright citizenship”

the article was posted february 15, 2025.

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February 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
**note from the author: i handwrite a lot of these, so forgive me for any mistakes and please call me out if you see them.
February 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM