Top buyer of microwave steam bags at my local Sainsbury's in 2025. What a year!

Think I ordered them twice.

I'm tempted to open a Twitter account just to see the inevitable right-wing snowflake comments about Khan's woke NYE fireworks.

I can only imagine what the responses on Twitter are to this. I can imagine Soros / Gates / WEF / WHO / NWO, etc want to know what bread people buy to control the population.

Travelling from Clapham Junction to Reading, after an afternoon drinking, was similarly caught out. Before boarding needed a piss but couldn't be bothered looking for toilets in the station as I assumed all trains had them. Managed to hang on by the skin of my bladder, but it was agony.

We used to sing along to tapes in class. My Grandfather's Clock always got a slight tweak.

I'd never heard of it until my daughter mentioned her friends older sister was on it. Presumed it was just a term the kids had coined at that school.